General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A pit man from Scholes had just got home from work and was sat at the table having his tea when his young son came and sat across from him and laid out some books on the table.
"Wot doin' lad" asked his father.
"I've got to answer some geography questions" said the lad.
"Neaw Ah'll gi'e thi a bit uv advice" said his dad, "make sure tha reads thi questions proper un tha understonds 'em cos if tha doesn't tha met ged 'em wrung an' make a foo o' thisel un me un thi mother".
"ok dad" said the lad.
After a few minutes the lad looked up and said to his dad, "eigh dad wheers th' himalayas".
His dad said, "Tha wot"
The lad again said, "Wheers th'himalayas"
His dad said, "Tha'd better ask thi mam, her puts everythin' away i' this heawse".