General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Bloke is drunk on the fairground at Blackpool and goes on the pellet guns. Takes his first shot and it goes straight through a teddy bear, second shot smashes a goldfish bowl and the third shot just misses the stall holder. The Stall holder says, "Jesus Christ, put the gun down and I will give you any prize you want!" The bloke says, "I will have one of them moving tin ducks!"