General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Aitch,I have just read the one you said was for me,it's more a saga than a joke,it took me nearly as long to read it as Captain Cook getting to Botany Bay,but I loved the punch line. My turn now.
Ahmed Smith wanted to go to Canada so he went to the Canadian High Commision to inquire.There he was told of the new procedure,no longer were you required to be resident for 3 to 5 years to become a Canadian citizen,but you had to be prepared to have the brain operation in Manchester General after which you would speak Canadian,think Canadian,in other words you would be Canadian.Ahmed went away to think about it and after two days decided he would go ahead.After the operation he was in the recovery room and the surgeon came to visit and he said,"I'm sorry to tell you Mr smith that the operation didn't go to plan and we took away more brain than we intended"
Ahmed replied,"Don't worry thisel lad,Ah'll be awreet when Ah get wom".

NB Last time Ahmed was seen was at The Galleries Open market.