General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

And this is my last before I go to bed with the bird I love, (A famous Grouse)

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated".

The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful".

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going".