General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bum and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was really annoying, she thought better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was way out of order, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the b***s.

With a death grip in place she said,"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother"!