General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I went into the barbers in the Weind once and asked him for a haircut and a shave, he said you'll not get a shave this side of London.
I then went into a tailors shop a couple of doors up and asked if he had any lightweight jackets because I was off to Saudi Arabia at the weekend, he didnt have anything but still managed to sell me a sports jacket, on the inside label it said Harry Jones Wigan.