General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Bloke from Worseley Mesnes decides to go and help at Ground Zero following 9/11. He is moving all the debris when an American Fireman approaches and says, "Hey man, thats some accent, where are you from?" The Bloke says "Worseley Mesnes mate!" The american says, "Worsley Mesnes eh. Never heard of it. Whats state is it in?" The Wiganer replies, "A worse bloody state than here!"