General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Custard, if you have time to read all these then you are as daft as I am so welcome to the idiot thread, I can not tell a joke for love or money but I can write one, so if It gets you laughing ,then I am well pleased.

A couple of hikers were tramping through the countryside and had lost their way, so by the time they arrived at the "George and Dragon", the village pub where they'd arranged to stay the night, the doors were locked and the owners had gone to bed. They knocked timidly on the front door.
A head appeared at an upstairs window and shouted, 'Go away. Don't you know what time it is? We're closed,' and the the window slammed shut.
Undeterred, the hikers knocked again. 'What is it now?' demanded the head.
'Could we speak to George this time please?' asked on the the hikers.