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Neologism

1. Coffee -- the person upon whom one coughs

2. Flabbergasted -- appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate -- to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade -- to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly -- impotent.

6. Negligent -- describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph -- to walk with a lisp.