General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, the jockey is well ahead of the field.
Suddenly he's hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence.

With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he’s struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding and he only finishes second.

He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered.