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Started by: cordyline (5350) 

Nicola Sturgeon, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there they spy a red phone and ask what it's for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Donald Trump calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished the devil tells him that the cost is 6 million dollars, and Trump writes him a cheque.

Finally Nicola Sturgeon gets her turn and calls Scotland for 4 hours.

When she's finished, the devil informs her that there is no charge, and feel free to call Scotland anytime.

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Nicola Sturgeon got to call Scotland free.

The devil replies, "Since she became First Minister of Scotland, the Country has gone to hell, so it's a local call"

Replied: 20th Mar 2017 at 14:11

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