General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Jack asked Mike for a favour.

"I am sleeping with the ministers wife. Can you keep him at the church for an hour or so after this Sundays service?"

Mike did not like it, but agreed

After church, he talked to the minister, asking all sorts of questions to keep him occupied.

The minister grew annoyed and asked "Mike, what are you really up to?"

Mike felt guilty and confessed, "My buddy asked me to keep you occupied because he is sleeping with your wife"

The minister put a brotherly hand on Mikes shoulder and replied, "You may want to hurry home, Mike.
My wife died a year ago!"