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Started by: JR (568)
TONKER... your comment...
"Pardon me, boy, is that the Worsley Mesnes choo-choo?"
Can I add a little offering???
A chap gets on the Amtrack train heading south to New Orleans with a pair of new shoes that he has just bought. After dozing off he suddenly awakes to find a cat has pulled them out of the box and is ripping the shoes apart. The cat then scampers away. The chap is furious and reports it to the guard. The guard then patrols the carriages until he finds a guy with a cat sitting on his lap, to which he asks... "Pardon me boy, is the the cat that chewed the new shoes!"
Replied: 26th Dec 2023 at 19:50