Don't get caught doing this

How does he smell? Owner's Complaint

This British woman living in Canada certainly knows her carrots.

50 + 1 things to do with carrots

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50 + 1 recipes

Band from playing with food - Flute 'n' Veg

Not a Carrot Carol, but Broccoli:

Angels We Have Heard On High (0:25 onwards)

Brings a new meaning to five a day, you grow it, I'll play it.

Mr Bloom's Nursery

A Snowman's Five A Day

What do arctic snowmen suffer from after sitting on the ice all day?

Polaroids

How do you know if a snowman has crept into your bed at night?

You wake up all cold and wet

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots

Strange dostaf hasn't mentioned his yellow snow jokes.

Ayrefield, I don't find snowman jokes funny after watching that Toime Team programme, presented by Timmy O'Robinson.

Where they found a burial ground.

Have you been peeping in Raksha's trench

No, I was in the 'finds tent'.

Poor snow child getting caught short - he must have got a chill.

'I thought you went before we left ...' You know what thaw did!

Gerroff,, it was the dog wot done it.

Not snowman's pest friend?

If that was my dog, I'd make Christmas cards with that pic.

"Fetch! .. your cloth, Granville!"

Sending mail of scenting male. I'd give it some stick. My dog's a lady.

Aw, most dogs get a chew bone.

Can you guess what this is yet?

The "H" off the welcome to St Helens sign under Tonkers christmas tree

He most likely has a bone to pick about the sign, Mache.

A bone of contention ?

Bit like Dostaf giving a tip

Mache, a joke at his expense - he might not take too kindly to that either

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No helpful tips, Mache?

Loads of tips

Another Snowman's head in hands

Don't ignore your pets

That's gone beyond a cold shoulder, Mache.