Nosey neighbours...

I'm celebrating because mine have moved. I will now be able to wander around the back garden in the altogether.

Was it This mon

Is that wise, I-spy?! What about the new neighbours - won't they be shocked by the nude neighbour when they move in?

Alltogether what ......I-Spy......

Alltogether

In the altogether now, on nude man's land

Danny Kaye (The Emperor's New Clothes)-The King is in the Altogether 3:00 onwards

Neighbour sunbathes topless. I'm a peeping tom.

I expose my carcass to the sun:

Indecent exposure.

I enjoyed that jo anne - very educational.
ps my new neighbours appear to be very old school - if you've seen one you've seen 'em all.

Try lying on the shed roof doing a sundial impression. I bet they'll not like that.

You'll have to provide a demonstration dustaf. And I'm not sure the shed would hold me.

You need to get the angle right


Not as accurate as the parish church clock, but what do you want for nowt?

You'll have to provide the tablets

Don't ask UD for the angle of dangle

Answer to both of you would be gno mon.

Here I spy I knitted you this to protect your modesty. I almost ran out of wool before I'd finished

No need to blysh I-Spy. It was only half a ball.

I have a good g-string for sale, it's been kept in good nick

Up a nick in Rusia comes to mind.

Who's Rusia, I've never heard of him/her

I meant Russia.

Other materials can be used.

I reckon nosey neighbours are a dying breed. These days some folk don't even know who their neighbours are.

True.

it's a bit chilly this morning

Have you been enjoying your fresh start, I-spy?

I celebrated when mine shifted too.....hallelujah.....

Mac...brilliant song.....love it......thanks..

When two people meet, they have that initial spark that magic, that's called love at first sight.

When only one person has it, that's called stalking.

The police told me that.