Kilts

If a true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt, what does a true ScotsWOMAN wear? C'mon, whats sauce for the goose etc.

a sporran

Good point, littlemickey, I shall enjoy researching this 'un.

I'll report back in due course...black eye's and all.

should get some good replies from this subject

well she already got a natural sporran,so i recon
she will need a chastity belt with legs like that.

A merkin

A true Scotsman doesnt wear anything , how do I know ? went out with a true scotsman years ago , Lord he was handsome he was in the Highlander,s Black Watch Regiment ah memories , but nothing happened ,I just know he didnt

"but nothing happened"

You'll tell us 'owt Elizabeth..

Carte sorry nothing did in those days , but just close enough to know ha ha , not like to day

There is a joke about that situation Elizabeth and it's coddys odds Art knows it...

This Elizabeth was close too!

Joe, I think that photo proves it beyond all doubt....end of thread..

ha ha he looks like he is having a ball

Ann-spam..what did our ex-boss call people he did'nt like.

I think the Scottish Regiments are trained on 'cock a leekie' and tatties.

Mojim just refresh my mind what did he use to call them ..

D.......s. thinking of the above photo...Cliff said "put the word on" but I'd sooner not.go on...see if you can guess then I don't have to say it.

I can just imagine the Queen saying "no thanks i'll smoke my own",

She wears a Mary hinge.

Mojim was it dip stick if not let cliff type the word ..

No Ann...our boss used to call everybody a d-c-h-a-,do you get it now.

thats a funny place to have one MOJIM

Shouldn't he be standing to attention when so near the Queen.

OHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

His gonads

MOJIM sorry im late with this reply im still not understanding what it means doh ..

ann i think she means phalic shaped head or penis head or that bit that hangs between his legs lol

furry knickers

There you go Ann...rbilly's got more guts than me...do you remember him saying it now.