In,t channul Lisles, thi tell th tale
Abeat a Billinge mon
Ooz feat abeawt fooer eer ago
Asteawnded everyone
This mon,a gradely Lanky lad
I Billinge wur browt up
On, like yer avridge Billinge
mon
E likes a reet good sup
Its just foor eer ago e went
Ter Jersey, wiggin wick.
It didn,t tek im long t gerrin
Wi t local suppin clique
Neaw wun chap theer, it soon
turn,t eawt
Wuz th island,s champion
boozer
An, everi mon who,d t en im on
Ud soon turn,t eawt the loser.
Well, Ian my pals mate
tharris
alad oo liked a bet
Arrang fo t pair fo t an a
match
An, so
the scene wuz set
Neaw,t rest,s best towd bi t
lad imse
I best Billinge e puts it thus
Fust thing Ah knew, Ian d fixt
it up
So Ah sed Aye Ah doan t like
fuss
Well,t munny wur swoppin
an,s left an reet
Like ladbrokes gran National
day
On Ah sez Owd on Ian ,worrif
Ah loise
Oo thi ell dusta thinks gooin
fo t pay
Neaw t champ wur a frenchie.
anice quite mon.
We,d both geet on aw reet up
till then
Burra thowt to missen well, iz
on iz own midden
An, tha should bi wurth nine or ten
Wi startid drinkin ,in t mornnin
an just carried on aw thru t
day
Well e startid suppin each
meawthful a pint
Ah just supped i mi own
normal way
Ut twenty pints e wur fooer i
front
Un t creawd thowt Ah d just abeawt ad it
Burrat twenty six Ah wur but
two be ind
An just gerrin in t drinkin abit
Uh thirty pints Ah wur leadin
An frenchie wuz slippin
be ind
Burrah just kept suppin ,aw i
mi own time
Coz that,sbest road Ah alluz
find
Ut thirty two pints, wi eawt
sayin a word
E just slither t deawn on t
flooer
So Ah thowt just i case e wur
tryin it on
Ah d better sup just a bit moor.
Ut thirty six pints, Frenchys
still on th greawnd,
Keepin up non stop moan an
groan
So Ah sed to missen,
Thers no pleasure i suppin
alone.
JACK CARTWRIGHT WIGAN BORN AND BRED
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