wiganworld home page
Home Photos of Wigan Stuff News What's on Classifieds Forum Communicate Guestbook Links
 Search    In association with  The Wigan Courier
 Messageboards
  General
  Places
  People
  wiganworld
  Sports
  Hobbies / Books
  History of Wigan
  Handbags
 
 
Interact
  Wigan ex-pats
  Wigan genealogy
 
 
Plumber
Started by: bentlegs (4185) Report abuse
knocks on a door , Old woman answers, Just had a phone call saying you have a toilet that wont function, (old woman) yu what? plumber,i just had a phone call to say you have a toilet that wont function,(old woman) yu what?, (p[umber) i just had a phone call to say you have a shithouse that wont work, Hi , he;s just gone down,t Dole fot sign on, owd un are best, al get mi bike,

Posted by: tonker (18950)   Report abuse
"al get mi bike,"


You won't get far. I've just pinched it's cotter pins!

Posted by: bentlegs (4185) Report abuse
Not the only thing thas pinched.

Posted by: tonker (18950)   Report abuse

Posted by: albion (188) Report abuse
went through plattbridge today .ayoung lad cleaning his car it had 4 circles at the front.i said nice car that lad is it a owdy.no mate its a new one.

Posted by: bentlegs (4185) Report abuse
The Owdy,s are the best albion.

Posted by: tonker (18950)   Report abuse
"Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Kenny Cunliffe!" - "Why's your belt stopped?"

Posted by: bassman (3521) Report abuse
I remember this incident......I was that plumber..

Posted by: peter g (1568)  Report abuse
The Mrs said to me the other night, "After all these years of being together you still can't get this doggy position right can you" I said "What do you mean". she said "Its not supposed to be with you humping my leg"

Posted by: ann-spam (3151)  Report abuse
.

Posted by: bassman (3521) Report abuse
The Mrs said to me on our wedding night "and who do you think you're going to satisfy with that" looking at my nether regions...... "Me" I replied......

 
 
Back
 

 
Note: You must login to post a reply.
If you haven't registered, why not join now?. Registration is FREE!
 
 © 2017 wiganworld
Click here to read the privacy policy, disclaimer and copyright information.
Please contact us with your ideas, suggestions, moans or questions.