I Didnt Mean It!

Just thinking about the holiday I had in Vegas with a friend of mine..... anyway we had a few drinks as you do... and my friend was flirting... as you do anyway one bloke got quite shirty with her. So I said to her.... be careful what you do here coz they'll shoot you here ...

Anyway some bloke asked her to go outside where it where quiet, for a chat.... and she said out loud... I cant coz Susan said you'll shoot me....

I didn't really mean they would shoot her, honest.

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Where abouts is her honest?

FILTH!

Happen he was just pleased to see you.

I couldnt tell you...

Don't worry MS, he may not have understood her accent

speaking of that dostaf.... I had a real problem with a Canadian who kept rubbing his erection on me leg.... no kidding ... pervert

Was he a scaffolder?

yeah and he was after a few extra scews

Wrong thread!

It's called frotage, Sue.

Mac told/showed me.

Or is it a putlog?

ah yes... I knew there was a name for it... but it escaped me

As did the scafffolder.

yeah but he didn't get far before I brought him down with a rugby tackle

I bet he would have enjoyed that.