Dustaf
Have you ever been asked, if you are the 'Real Radio Renegade'
Started: 29th Jan 2013 at 11:47
wow bet he has / is in future we know to look for a bloke with a fish
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 11:48
A Fish
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 11:59
yes he always carrys a fish on his piccy
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 12:04
well the bones of a fish or are you not meaning
dostaf
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 12:04
I see what you mean piccymee
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 12:36
Can't say I have Stoo/Sir Bob/APLS
Nor have I been mistaken for a banned member.
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 13:49
What about dostof
Replied: 29th Jan 2013 at 14:11
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dostaf
Well after that sort of very rood reply from you I am not going to ask the second question ...
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:29
go on, sb, ask the 2nd question, dont let them drive you away, freedom of speech an all that
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:38
walshy
Well it hit something didn't it and to think that at one time dostaf was the site 'wit' he was always coming out with really 'witty' coments and now look at him, he is one of the camp 'snides' now instead
He is not a man of great 'wit' anymore, he is a man who's a great 'twit'
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:40
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HAHAHA
hes like a few people on here now, who think they own the site and you can only post things with there approval
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 13:43
sb, what was you asking dostaf/dustaf about that number for, a couple of weeks back
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 14:12
Can you get a 'Pickford' if you haven't made a comment?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 18:29
Can you get banned for typing in tongues?
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whatever you do, sb, dont go upsetting him again, otherwise the gang will be onto you
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looks like someones found a new trick
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:24
Stick to topic, they'll (plural) be complaining.
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Do you need some wiff waff balls to perform that trick?
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:38
You'd better not.
This lovely thread with my name in the header will be no more.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:41
Far be it from me to be the cause of a thread being removed .
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:45
I like the idea of it standing for posterity.
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I tried to get a still from Phoenix Nights.
Nowt doin'
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That's a bit Heath Robinson, Mache.
I was expecting something far ruder.
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 21:03
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dustaf
Are you the 'Real Radio Renegade'
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 13:10
Last edited by sir bob: 31st Jan 2013 at 13:15:45
To the person with misgivings.
Apoligies, but I have no idea about the numerical goading.
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 13:10
dustaf
You posted at the same time as me, you rotter
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 13:12
his on early again dont upset the sad indiviual AGAIN, sir bob
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 13:29
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I don't believe it"
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 15:08
Not sure if this thread is intended to provoke me or not, but it's certainly aimed at me.
Therefore (maybe rising to the bait), I felt free to comment. Albeit brief.
Then a bit of nonsense ensued involving blank posts from me. ^^^^^^^^^
Presumably, this comment was then aimed at me.
Posted by: walshy76 (10421)
nice way of ruining a thread
Replied: 30th Jan 2013 at 20:18
You really couldn't make it up.
Ah well, back to 'Blind Pong'.
Maybe a game of doubles.
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 15:15
It is aimed at you, but please dont go telling your gang
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 16:26
Ruined!
Humiliated!
Oh the shame of it.
I'll be a social outcast before long.
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 16:29
Or one of them persona non grata doings.
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 16:29
Lob a penny in the hat and I'll keep going.
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 16:30
Are thick bacon and pig ignorant similar phrases?
Replied: 31st Jan 2013 at 16:35
dostaf/dustaf
Well I suppose this thread is as good has any to ask you on
And I know the answer is going to be 'NO'
But are you an ex policeman by any chance
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Well, That was a waste of 10 mins.
Replied: 25th Apr 2013 at 20:08
What was that..........gee that was quick.......
Replied: 28th Apr 2013 at 07:14
I have been mistaken on many an occasion fer ****** ******
dead chuffed about this, especialy when ya thinking your just an ordinary pilgrim.
Replied: 28th Apr 2013 at 08:58
Walshy and sir bob the walter softys gang from the beano
Walter the Softy
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Walter Brown, or Walter the Softy and Softy Walter as he is sometimes called, is a fictional character in Dennis the Menace, the main comic strip in British children's comic The Beano. Though Walter is portrayed as the antagonist of the strip, he is often a victim of Dennis' bullying. Walter made his first appearance in the Beano in 1953 and is the primary target of Dennis and his friends. His last name was first mentioned in "A Beano Christmas Carol" strip in 1994. Two issues in 2012 finally confirmed that his surname was indeed Brown.
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Walter has traditionally been portrayed as a camp and effeminate boy, always very stereotypically girly in his behaviour: this varied from a strong aversion to typically "masculine" interests and situations, to full-blown transvestitism. While these tendencies have vanished in modern years, Walter is still portrayed as a typical "geek", wearing a blue schoolboy's jumper, schoolboy's shorts, a bow tie, and has glasses and slicked-back hair. He also has a strange resemblance to Cuthbert Cringeworthy of the Bash Street Kids strip.
Walter lives next door to Dennis and his family. In earlier years, he often spent time in his Wendy house with his gang "the Softies", playing with dolls or pressing flowers etc. He is regularly featured in the Dennis the Menace strip; when he appears, he is usually either being attacked by Dennis or involved in a plot to attack Dennis himself—traditionally involving either chess or perfume. Though these attacks, in earlier years, arguably represented a legitimate feud between the Menaces and Softies, it was often difficult to interpret them as much deeper than his being bullied by Dennis for his effeminate nature or positive attributes.
In earlier years, Walter had a white cat called Fluffy and a pink poodle named Foo Foo;[1] in 2012, a new cat named Claudius was introduced.
Walter is often seen as a devoted and seemingly "perfect" child. He does well in school and is adored by his teachers and parents. Indeed, Walter is a stereotypical mummy's boy and a spoiled brat, luxuriously pampered by his wealthy parents — who, rather uncannily, resemble each other. Issue 1712 (10th May 1975) featured a girl named Priscilla, described by Dennis as Walter's sister, but she has not appeared since.
In early years (1950s-60s), Walter was a prim boy but nevertheless brash, snooty, and often sneaky in his attempts to embarrass or otherwise hinder Dennis and Gnasher. By the late 1970s, however, the increasingly "soft" Walter became terrified of Dennis—as well as other (mostly harmless) aspects of life, such as butterflies, birds, rain, and the like. If he encountered the things that scared him, he often cried childishly and ran to his 'mummy', sure that she would pamper and protect him.
In the 1980s and 1990s, Walter often dressed as a girl: typically wearing a pink ballerina tutu for dance purposes, but occasionally simply wearing a dress, along with his mother's makeup. His parents did not seem to be disturbed by Walter's transvestitism; in fact, on some occasions, they appeared to encourage it. In some strips, he was seen to wear pink boxer-shorts, mostly with either love-hearts or bunny rabbits on them. Walter had a teddy bear named 'Teddikins', which he often carried with him to complete the ensemble.
It is not really the case that Dennis is "bad" and Walter is "good". Walter has been shown to have a deep streak of spite and malice in him; in the 1980s and 1990s he was usually too weak to express this, but in the 1960s and more recently it has come out quite frequently. Walter and his family are typical snobs who constantly mock Dennis and his family; Walter's father seems to earn higher than Dennis' father, although their occupations are never revealed.
Walter's vindictiveness and determination to get Dennis into trouble have been highlighted in recent years, making Dennis' behaviour appear less like bullying. However, there have also been occasions in which Walter has willingly helped Dennis: when Gnasher went missing in the 80s, he tried to help Dennis find him, and more recently, he has helped Dennis several times: finding Gnipper's long-lost sisters when the puppy had been poisoned, helping Rasher win a pig race, and trying to save Dennis's favourite tree by chaining himself to it, thus changing his relationship with Dennis from enemies to, if not outright friends, civil rivals. A likely reason for this is increased public awareness of bullying and the increasing unacceptability of a comic featuring a bully/victim relationship that stars the bully as protagonist.
In the 1996 television series, Walter was not scared of Dennis but instead acted like a snob, living in a huge house and behaving more like a spoiled brat than before. His behavior generally resembled his pre-1970s comics behavior, and is reflected again in his less "soft" modern comics roles.
In one story, he and Dennis are revealed to be distant cousins, but nothing more has been said of this, so it was possibly a one-off joke.
Walter long had two apparent friends named Algernon 'Spotty' Perkins and Bertie Blenkinsop. They were equally as camp as Walter, and the three of them often wore their mothers' clothes and makeup. In more recent years, the former bit player Dudley Nightshirt has replaced Spotty as third-in-command.
Walter also got himself a girlfriend named Matilda, who bore an eerie resemblance to him, except that she was a redhead, and obviously wore a schoolgirl's uniform. She also spoke with a lisp. She first appeared in the 1996 TV series (although a character with the same name appeared in at least one comic library from 1993), and has rarely appeared in The Beano. Other Softies have included Sweet William, Jeremy Snodgrass, Softy Matthew and Nervous Rex, a boy who was scared of everything and everyone.
Truth be told, the Softies often seem to be bound together much more by fear of Dennis than by any real mutual liking; though they are scrupulously polite and strangely devoted to each other, they have occasionally decided to pick on someone perceived as a much bigger wimp than they are. Naturally, there are not many of these people.
Walter is parodied in some editions of the adult comic Viz as "Cedric Soft" in the strip about popular character Biffa Bacon. Their relationship is in a similar vein to Walter's with Dennis, with extreme comic violence added.
Replied: 28th Apr 2013 at 10:52
HAHAHAHAHA...VERY amusing.
Are you having that, seepy??
Replied: 28th Apr 2013 at 11:14
whewwwww
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@nicko
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nicko
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Replied: 1st May 2013 at 09:26
shut up softy walter
another one whos full of it
Replied: 1st May 2013 at 09:41
nicko
Replied: 1st May 2013 at 12:51
Are you the Real Radio Renegade, and can I collect my boiled sweet with the fluff on it out of your pocket.
Nicko, cracking read that.
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 08:57
Fat Bob
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Whoooooo nicko ......
, do they sell pies in Australia and.I heard you can't make a decent plate plate of chips in Australia, no matter how good your chip pon is, cos they don't grow the Ruhr Dort of potatoes in Kangeroo Land
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 11:26
our pies have beef in them fat lad ,beef, you wont remember that you gristle monkey
as far as chips go sonny no they cook them in canola, bloody hell your wheezing heart would be screaming out for them,bob bob save me from the dripping
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 11:30
nicko
Your pies have Kangaroo in them, not beef and you don't have the right potatoes to make decent chips and you cook everything on a barby cos it's too hot to coook inside
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 11:54
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if hes still in this country, sb, take him for a proper pie
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 14:09
Bob, a Q...What are kangaroos's made of?
And could you edit your post, as it made me laugh heartily for the wrong? reason.
(Unless doing that outside in Aus is legal)
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 14:17
just seen this
Mac
"Bob, a Q...What are kangaroos's made of?"
Errrr,,,, Kangeroo Meat
Replied: 2nd May 2013 at 17:48
(Now read your post in it's entirety.)
(Typo)
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it's too hot to cock insideooohh bob you are awful
Replied: 3rd May 2013 at 07:05
Altered it ......
nicko
If you step back from the compooter video screen and look at your avatar,, it looks like a knob
Which in your case is rather appropriate
Replied: 3rd May 2013 at 07:37
better to look like a knob than to actually be one
Replied: 3rd May 2013 at 12:16
Like it
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Retort(s)
Plural.
It is an gas works.
I'm a martyr to trapped wind.
Replied: 4th May 2013 at 15:06
Dam resurrectionist! Some people😳
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Last edited by britboy: 25th Sep 2013 at 17:45:56
Aide-mémoire.
Apologies for the language, Mache.
Replied: 25th Sep 2013 at 18:42