Hey Granada

Don't practice your banjo on the train Like This Bloke Did

'Mr Webb, of Hill View Road, Basingstoke, Hampshire, looked relieved at the end of his court case'

love it!

Well funny that Bennie

The lady said
"He was doing what he shouldn’t have been doing, without a shadow of a doubt. I felt absolutely violated. I was an emotional wreck at the time. I was furious. The longer I stood there the more angry I got"

People say that regular about me, in fact after every gig

You can't beat it!

‘Is this an activity you do regularly in the morning, this strumming on your banjo?’, Mr Webb replied: ‘I do it sub-consciously, but yes.’

Jurors giggled as Mr Webb was called on to mime his plucking, positioning the newspaper over his hand and tapping his fingers on his knee.

I know Earl Scruggs invented the three finger rolls in the 1940's thus taking the banjo to another level. That was known as "Scruggs" style. 70 odd years on we now have "Webb" style A child of three can play that banjo

You just couldn't make that story up

Now thats a trial I'd have gladly be a juror on Granada.