Why are Raincoats Yellow?

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A bit of humour on a Monday

Well done Gwim!!

I hadn't wondered, but looked anyway.

Will I go to hell for this? Or am I just a nosey type?

I'm pretty sure that it is hell for you, my boy!

Dustaf in his youth

I was expecting a very naughty picture.

What's the old joke?

Bloke walking past a fence hears someone shouting "seventy six, seventy six, seventy six"

Spots a hole in the planks (as in Gwim's pic) and peeps.

Gets poked in eye.

Voice- "seventy seven, seventy seven, seventy seven"

So let that be a warning to you.

Yes, that's the old joke. Methuselah's Dad told it to his lad.

What do you want for nothing?

A great big bag of money, please.

In yer dreams

Guess

The idea was.

"Wear something bright at night"

id settle for the genie

If you've got it, flaunt it.

And clearly that lady's doing just that, by wearing her raincoat that isn't yellow.

I'm all for transparency - all MP's should be made to wear one.