what do you lot like the sniff of then

just been reading that the favourite smell for Brits is toast cos it triggers memories of family life.
bacon does it for me

i agree i-spy bacon every time.

Duraglit always did it for me.

evo stick was cheaper

only if you want to get high.

WD 40

Creosote

sounds like an explosive mix dustaf.

The fumes from a paraffin fire when it is going out...

I love the smell of railway sleepers.

I don't mean I go around sniffing the 'four foot'.

Four foot = term for area between railway lines. 'Don't flush the lavvy while in a station etc'

I love the smell of freshly mown grass..

And freshly laid tarmac..

staggering into the Ajmeer Manzil in late 70's drunk as a skunk,and that beautiful spice laden aroma of the different ruby murrays,and Mr uhddin greeting me with warmth and understanding,not like his brother Bernie Winters,always after barring folk

clearly too much WD40

he's here again readers, that class act, upthetims!!

Tarmac/creosote all very similar.

I believe a creosote substance is put into tarmac as flux.

creosote stinks...

Now tarmac...

Well if your'e being like that, Custard.

Fluffy little kittens.

you lot are weird

a log fire takes some beating especially if you stick a creosote coated telegraph pole on it.

Wait 'til folk start telling the truth.

"a log fire takes some beating especially if you stick a creosote coated telegraph pole on it"



Or a railway sleeper.

you'd be in bed by 10 p.m stuey,while men were out on the town having the craic,and i'd be up for work after a couple hours kip,not like yankee wimps

I like the smell of tea tree oil.

Yuk Joanne, reminds me of nit stuff you get for kids....

does nobody like the smell of toast then

i like the smell of my toe fluff.

Suleo...

you lot are weird

Some more than others, take upthetims for example.

20 - 1 with AVGAS 100LL

Just said to my friend, he,ll put diesel oil or summert..

My God! That's not diesel oil, woman! That's Cazzy 'R'!

anyway,off up the wooden dancers,up at 5 30 a.m to catch de plane,Adios amigos and yankee stuey

All same to me..

Etgooint'Spain, lad?

The incense that i buy from a shop in Tintagel.


Smell of bacon....


Smell of babies (don't mean poop or sick lol)


Petrol...


Real lavender....



Mown grass.....



Ylang ylang essential oil, and CINNAMON!

I'm not going to mention the washing basket!

I love the smell of tarmac and freshly baked bread

castrol r does it for me

pear drops

Washing straight off the line after a good drying day.

Toast being toasted in front of an open fire.

Rain, after a dry spell.

Leather...

Old fashioned climbing roses..

Spirit based felt tip pens.

Ayyyy..... man.........

battenburg cake

Newly opened jar of coffee.

Wrights Coal Tar soap - the yellow one

Steak and Onions

I'd forgotten Steak and onions.... I'm actually cooking some right now..

Vosene!

coal tar soap

i saw it on't telly this morning, the news reader said,
people like toast because it brings back memories, so i thought,
well why do children like toast then

why has nobody mentioned the tantalising aroma of the nations favourite, fish n chips from chippy.

fish and chips never taste as good as they smell, neither does coffee,

The smell of the ozone at Southport beach

and the smell of chlorine from the now demolished Wigan baths

A chippy!

or toast, that's good too!

the air in St Ives

A warm horse (not a sweaty one tho!)

Real coffee

Coconut Shampoo

fish and chips taste as good as they smell at jack spratts i can assure you.

Cinnamon :)

Dune perfume it reminds me of my mum ...johnsons baby powder reminds me of my chilldren and grand chilldren when they were new born...also my hubbys after shave ...

I use Dune perfume rbilly.

Johnson's baby powder to.on the baby of course.


Cazzy "R" .was good too but not smelt it for years.

When I was a zookeeper I loved the smell of elephant muck,nothing like it.

Lilac
Honeysuckle
Lamb chops with mint sauce
Vanilla essence
and...
toast!

Cinnamon :)

new books and magazines

or, my little kids after their bath

and - when they've had johnson's baby powder sprinkled all over them and they snuggle with me

Napalm in the mornings does nothing for me, but tarmac does.

One’s significant other’s smell.

i like the smell of lilac blossoms.

I used to like the smell of the tyres on the trolley buses as they went passed when we sat on the curb side.

Dogs bums.

Freshly ground Coffee, used to love going into Makinsons in the arcade when I was a kid. Yet all my life I have never been able to drink the stuff

as a special treat gwim I'll try to organise a trip to the Manchester dogs home for you to have an evening of spiffing sniffing.

freshly baked bread

the chinese on standishgate always makes me hungry

a sunday roast

bacon butties especially if somebody else has made them for me

the smell of wigan baths
the plastic that dolls used to be made from
hot cashew nuts in whoolies

I feel violated,. I left the dog in the house alone and he has been naughty using the PC.
BAD DOG. DOWN!

That's just asking for trouble, mester.

It was you all along.

It was me wearing a fur coat and slashing on every bush I pass?

I thought you were referring to 16:04

That WAS the dog.
He is thick thinking I wouldn't find out.

The missing apostrophe was almost confusing.

But I still say it was you.

Missing you say?

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (12290)
Dogs bums.

Replied: 15th Sep 2010 at 16:04

I smell a red herring.

Does it smell like finny haddy
(Fill your boots ')

No chance.

Get smaller boots then...Honestly, some folk!

I'm not doing the one about the woman who had awful pain.

And the doc produced a pair of tuff cut scissors.

Frickened her.

Why not, you do like a corn (E) joke now and then

The lady was not very tall and suffered when she walked.

trapped ar*e hair?

Not quite.

The diminutive patient shrieked with horror, on seeing the Doc's shears and asked about anaesthetic.

The good Doctor re-assured her and said "Don't worry Mrs Shufflebottom, I'm just going to cut an inch off the top of your wellies."

I'll get me coat.

Yep, hasn't improved with age, has it...I prefer the ar*e hair quip.

What do you want for nowt?

Fish, chips, peas and a tub of gravy, Please.

Tarmac (loved that from being a child with genuine real "steam" rollers), freshly mown grass, Indian curry, (either my own or restaurant), furniture polish, firelighters (yeh I know - shurrup), ) but, most of all, Sandalwood and other incense burners, either sticks or oils. Oooh, and the smell of the polish on the wooden floors and bannisters from the Children's Library on Station Road in or around 1955, which I was a member of when I was 6 years old! I'll never forget that smell. Erm ... leather, the sea - wor'else? Cawn't think for now, but that's enough to be going on with!

Books, Mollie reminds me, I love the smell of old books.

dustaf 'gets his coat'!

Cullen Skink yum yum yum yum yum.

Just had a bowl for mi din dins.

Finny Haddy soup?

Correctamundo Bud.

Or Cullen Stink as the dundonions call it

lol...Sounds (Smells) about right.

used to love the smell of O-cedar wood polish and Mansion polish. Also red Cardinal tile polish I havent seen any of them in donkeys years.

they've probably been banned

Dustaf likes the smell of thigh-high PVC boots

How dare you resurrect this owd thread!

money

He's just a Sweet transvestite

When I tear a gum leaf and I get a beautiful hit of eucalyptus......magic....

What an lovely owd thread.

Aye preserved with creosote

A proper 'sleeper'.

Is it me, or has that Romans TV Series thread been varnished?

It was me

Dostaf just phoned to tell me about this thread. He said he loves the smell of eggy trumps.

With brown mayo ?

NAISE!

Dostaf just phoned to tell me about this thread

Don't be putting ideas into empty yeds.

STOP IT!!!!!

Ooops wrong thread

It's only just been restarted again after 2 1/2 years

Same happened to mine after looking at them pics.

the fear when trafford play barcelona

Ooops, should be on 'Handbags'

He says with out any editing whatsoever.

As to the original question, I love the damp rotting smell of leaves on the forest floor in autumn, I love the smell of freshly turned soil, brushing past a fir tree and getting a true scent of pine and the smell of apple blossom and roses, ooh and that lovely smell you get in spring or summer after a heavy downpour.

'He says with out any editing whatsoever.'

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

the smell of ale when you walk in a pub on a red hot day heavenly

Do you still drink warm beer on a red hot day Kellysdad?

Just warm beer.

Comfort or Lenor on my pillow case

i dont drink any beer hot or cold lizzie

newly minted twentys and fifty pound notes.
mustnt fergit the new rubber bands binding the notes in denominations of a granddd. yeahh, aint life a bowl o cherries.

Newly mown grass, but best of all dandelion and burdock pop.