Girls only

no lads allowed and deffo no F words

Do I qualify? Am good at not mentioning unmentionables!

as long as you dont mention the F******* word

very good,time we had a thread with no fffffff word in it

BRILLIANT lol

Room for a little un?

I's a good girl and never uses foul language like that!

dostaf! out now you aint a girl

how do you know danni lol

Thwaaarted.

And I typed it in my finest high pitched voice too.



SEXISTS!!!

Aw, wor'a bluddy shame. Wor'if he puts a frock on and a bit o' lippy?

What do you mean "if"?

It's the best way to smoke a pipe.

thought he already did

He just wants a girly night, and he rarely uses the F word. We'll just call him Phyllis for the night!

or doris lol

Thanks for the offer mollie, but I'm afraid I'd only disgrace myself by repeatedly breaking wind.

he can be Ethel for the evening

Don't they use wind breaks at the seaside? It's your thread Danni, so Ethel it is!

anyroad up this lad ont x factor at the mo has a brill voice

At this very moment? Yes he has. I missed the first hour 'cos I forgot it was on.

Dwayne or Duane?

Didn't get his name, sorry. He's the only one I've heard, apart from them little twin lads, which I didn't rate.

Either's better than Ethel.

Danni, he don't like Effel!

By the way, a magnificent ploy ma'am, talking about the X-Factor. Ickle keep most of the men folk out!

Stuff your sexist thread.

I'll go and play with myself for a bit.

scuse me

I meant by myself.

That bloke was really good too, on X-Factor. He's only a short wheel-base like me, but he's a good singer!

Ethel you can stay if you want

Shove your thread. The devil is occupationally taking care of me.

Poor Effel. Mayhap he's gone to powder his nose!

Idle hands and all that?

Aye

oh quit sulking Dostaf, you can have yer name back

"sulking"

Never heard it called that before.

See what I mean. I'll be beaking wind next.

Sorry ladies.

beaking?

I'm dropping me r's as well now.

r's as well as wind then eh

I couldnt find a way of referring to the proverbial 'one'. (as in dropped)

I pluralised it but it looked rather royal "one's".

ne'er mind it is Sat night

Too many r'ses in this thread! Beaking wind and dropping r'ses is more than a soul can bear!

blame Ethel errr I mean Dostaf

LMAO, is THIS what a 'woman' only thread evaluates too?

Thank god for threads involving spherical leather type thingies

We were waiting for you MA!

I'm not a Woman Li, I'm a 'Lady'

(oops, stole FP's line )

Put yer frock on if ya wants to join in our merry banter and witty quips!

Complete with crinoline and tash?

When do the cocktails start?

ok who let him in?

reet, I'm all 'togged' up and ready to go

Erm - is that nor'a rude word in a Ladies Only thread?

Get a grip folks!

thats Dostaf's job HMV and you aint a girl either

He's very pretty!

Is that a name for a gender test?

Why, thank you Moll ....

MA you swore at 20:53, please edit or else !

Sorted Danni

Posted by: masked avenger (746)
Why, thank you Moll ....

Credit where it's due, chuck. I can see ya've made a big effort for your girly night!

One does try Moll

thank you MA or should we call you Emily

PMSL @ Danni

Whatever you feel comfortable with

I bet yer a dab hand at embroidery, aren't ya lad?

So, lets get this show on the road............

Anybody else find they can now skydive due to purchasing 'Bodyform'

"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Boddyform, bodyform for yoooooooooooooooo"

With wings?

this is her with her little friend Florence aka HMV

LMAO

Dost..........

DANNI

You promised me an XR you'd never show that

lolololololol

A beautiful pairing!

false pairs too.

We was at a wedding ...........

Who was best mon?

civil partnership?

What as??? The ugly sisters????

You could at least have had a shave you scruffy trog!

Who were the lucky chaps?

trog? love it !

XR didnt shave, I did ,.............

I hate that photo, MA is way too short.

Tash waxing eh?

Aye but I'm not sure you plucked your eyebrows!

XR you are the little un me thinks?

Nay lass I 'm six three!

What's with the matching outfits? Was that arranged before you turned out?

double wedding Lise

"turned out" ?

I think they 'came out' lovely.

Poor souls! I think MA should have at least shaved his tash off though!

i'm the tall one Moll, xr is the dumpy ugly one

I stand correcticated then! You're both very pretty though, so I hope you'll both be very happyful!

Ta

Thanks Mollie I'll tell shortie when I see him.

Whatever the obstacles!

XR, you mixing with the 'celebs' now

Shortie

I thought we girls din't have obstacles.

Edit

That wee girl above hasn't.

There is something so "wrong" about those two!

It is Li, your right, sorta quasi Paed/incest ish

Well, erm, Dostaf. It just depends!

us girls dont, its the pretend ones who do

Well make your mind up mollie. If the NHS won't help us it'll probably cost a fortune.

Like Danni said!

They are just.......wrong!

I BLOODY HATE THOSE TWO.

Where's MA gone? He didn't answer me question about embroidery! Happen he prefers to crochet!

I can tell xrh!

It's Ok ladies I've found a self-help group.

Artful

dont be so cranky XRH

sorry Moll, big 'nada' to both i'm afraid

Awww c'mon Emily what about knitting?

I didn't know we'd re-named MA. I nearly spit me beer out then!

Emily is his alter ego

I've reet enjoyed this thread toneet. Best one that's bin on in a long while! In't it funny though. It says Girls Only, but three blokes joined in. Hmmm!

says a lot about their feminine sides dontcha think

It's cause we've not had Gonzo (that's FP to the rest) bringing it down to a school playground!

pppppppppoker face

well I missed this as well as Xfactor soooooooo im off to me pit a sulkin... complete with coffee and a good DVD... if I had one gooooooooood nite all

Neet neet Sue. Am surprised a few more of the lasses didn't join in with this.

The night is yet young Moll

Indeed it is, Emily! I was saying neet neet to Missus Moody Sue!

MA you are really showing your feminine side tonight

Is that his photo in his avatar?

probs Moll

He's very pretty!

Danni, must admit, feeling very 'vunerable' tonight

Moll, nay, lol

Ah, ickle be Missus Emily then?

join the club MA

I wish I had a figure like his if that's him in his avatar!

says Miss skinny ribs herself

Please take note. Out of the three chaps that joined this thread, only Emily remains!

Ladies, 'Mouse over' my username, them there is gorgeous ladies

MA is an honorary girlie anyway

Why, Thank You Danni

Aye, 'tis well-deserved!

Aye I wish danni!

Reet Girls, off for a pizza and a filum (Dog Soldiers )

Have a good night

TTFN

Neet neet chuck!

nite MA and Lise you got your wish

Night MA and hardly danni!

Night, MA

shurrup girl I wish I was as skinny as you

Yeah but honestly I'm not.......it's easy to cover up with clothes.

Not for me its not

yeh you are and dont argue !

Look......you've not seen me in the knack (how blokey do I sound) and it's not as good as it was a couple of years ago!

It's crap!

Lisa!!!!!

very blokey, but that outfit you wore last week was beltin

Yes and just how fitted was it exactly?????

very

Posted by: lisalee (7398)
Look......you've not seen me in the knack (how blokey do I sound) and it's not as good as it was a couple of years ago!

It's crap!




Give it another 20 years, then ya can that! Anyroad, it's the person that matters, not yer vital statistics!

yer know Moll she was in skinny jeans and a gorgeous top, the girl looked good !

No it was not danni lol!

How much can you actually remember from that night?

Its a good job am a nice kinda girl then Moll, or else i'd have NOWT goin for me..lol..

a lot Lise

She always looks good, no matter what she wears. Now Lisa, pay attention to wot yer elders are telling ya. Her needs to believe in herself.

I wish I was in my 30s again.

she does Moll but there's no talkin to her sometimes

Will you all stop!

I know a middle age spread when it starts!

Behave!

Mines more like a middle age slab

well theres no hope for me then if you class yourself as middle aged

Heaven preserve us! I've not getten middle age spread, an'am not middle aged anymore!

It's taken me to the age I am now to realise that beauty, figure and a gorgeous set of teeth doesn't bluddy matter! It's the nice person within that matters - believe me! You've seen photos of me when I was a lass and I wish I still looked like that, but I don't anymore, sadly, but Lisa love, if us ladies are telling you that you look good, then I guarantee you we are not lying to you.

Personality wins over everything every time, and you've all got masses of that. I can say that 'cos met all of you!

Reet ladies am off to me pit

Love ya leave ya's

G'nite xxx

Goodnight darlin' girl. Speak again soon!

nite trace am off meself been a very long and very tiring day

Am goin't say the F.........L word now!

FOOTSTOOL!

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