Gannex And Gaberdine
Fancy an alternative night out folks?
Rubbery Jubbery
Started: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:38
I may attend, wearing a pump and a welly.
That's pump as in half a pair of plimsolls. Not a mechanical device.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:42
awwwww, go on!
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:44
That Ann Summers has a lot to answer for!
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:44
Have you got a licence for selling nit oil xrh?
You could clean up down there.
That's "down there" as in the club.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:46
Last edited by dostaf: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:46:54
I can't answer that mester, not without adding roman numerals to my name.
But it did involve going do..... no I can't.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:49
I'm thinking of stretching a marigold glove over me yed.
Not in a pervy suffocating way. More like a fashionable cockscomb hat type of affair.
Any tips?
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:54
You'll be opening a Shaolin Temple in't back room next!
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:57
Oh aye. One hand clapping and all that.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 14:58
Int rubber doins good for celulite....and sweating off the pounds... wonder if ther tekin on....
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 15:32
I wouldn't know what "rubber doins" is good or bad for sue.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:14
Ahh
I've been thinking of them rubber doins what stop your tellies and stuff sliding about.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:23
Hang on a minute mache, I'm struggling with me marigold as it is.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:28
Last edited by dostaf: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:28:51
wouldent like to scratch me bits first thing in a morning with them
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:31
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Last edited by mache: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:34:58
ewwwwwwwwww .... not keen on that nail varnish.... its a bit purple
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:36
you got purple bits mache.... get a good pan scrubber and some VIM.... that should get rid of the purple for ya... you could stand in for Jonny Hot Rocks then [he's a male stripper by the way...OR sooooooo i've been told
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:41
"get a good pan scrubber and some VIM.... "
What's the going rate for a decent scullery maid these days?
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:57
Last edited by dostaf: 13th Jul 2009 at 16:58:09
This un favvers handy with a chicken.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:04
Oh yes. Well you wouldnt want your poultry scratching would you?
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:07
entrance is free to the public pending application to the guest list.
I bet you'd crow if you were part of the crowd allowed in, Dostaf.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:09
For all you know I could be an exhibit missus.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:10
That's a cracking question, Mache.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:14
Last edited by jo anne: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:26:35
Got to go now the wardens have found me again
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Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:38
Never mind mester, JCC got it wrong too......
GABERDINE ANGUS
Gaberdine Angus at the magazine rack
views the situation from the front to the back
nobody's looking for the man with the mac
stick it right back in the stack jack
Gaberdine Angus had a mean trick
had a mean wang - made women sick
here's one now - go on act the goat
Gaberdine Angus - open your coat
Why waste words - risk resistance
when you can climax from a distance
shock tactics - designed to stun
Gaberdine Angus - it isn't done
She don't run - she don't scream
your pink extremity has gone unseen
she doesn't give the usual nervous cough
so zip up Angus - then zip off.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:46
You could be bard for Gaberdine Angus, Xrh - that'd be too berd.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:52
Last edited by jo anne: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:53:04
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Last edited by dostaf: 13th Jul 2009 at 17:56:15
Never mind the gannex, he says.
I'd already found out about it, as you should expect.
Once, Chairman Mao, Presidents Khrushchev and Johnson, the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh all joined Harold Wilson in wearing a Kagan Gannex, that clever mingling of bobbly nylon and tartan wool. Even the royal corgis were photographed in Gannex.
.. the last Gannex was manufactured at Kagan Textiles, in Elland, Yorkshire, only last May (1994). There are now just a few hundred left, available from the factory or from retailers in Peebles, Edinburgh or Pitlochry, small bastions of taste. Can no one come forward to relaunch the Gannex into our dreary sea of anoraks and urban gamekeeper outfits?
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 18:03
I found this interestingly named site.
I say interesting, because I was told that green shoes and a rusty zip were the uniform af a serious boozer.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 18:10
One shall be suitably late to the
Posh do
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 18:23
Had me going there for a moment gwim.
I was expecting Beckham's missus.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 19:59
She has you all of a quiver eh!
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 20:33
Not really gwim. I don't care to look at Mrs Spice even with a balaclava on.
That's to say a balaclava on her yed not mine.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 20:37
Was thinking, 'but you can still see through the hole in the balaclava'.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 20:51
The ear holes in that 'prop' were Ronnie Barker's idea apparently.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 21:02
A Genius...was going to add the word,'comedy'' there, but he would have been brilliant even as a straight actor.
Replied: 13th Jul 2009 at 21:03
Last edited by the_gwim_weaper: 13th Jul 2009 at 21:04:20
Fetish Rocks, which is due to hit Stilletos lap dancing bar in King Street, Wigan, on August 6, claims to be a celebration of diversity.
Bays and grils got it wrong again.
King Street West.
Replied: 14th Aug 2013 at 20:07
They didn't half complain when I put a tenner in one girls thong. It was in two pence pieces.
Replied: 14th Aug 2013 at 20:23
Tenner? I donated a tanner to the clothing fund.
Replied: 14th Aug 2013 at 20:43