Culture?

Our traditions.

‘But the school said it had to weigh up any potential offence to its community.’

Terrible...Eroding our History.

Which community

Don't theses politically correct buffoons realise that banning things like morris dancing will make ordinary people more prone to racist sentiment.

I wouldn't dream of going to Skipton if The Craven Flagcrackers weren't performing.

I thought you'd mentioned them in the past blc.

You have a good memory dostaf.

I was considering joining the them but it's that bit too far to travel for regular practice etc.

I wouldn't go that far.

...and I didn't.

Better safe than sorry.

It's time our country polished up its act.

Being part of the The Craven Flagcrackers does look like great fun, Bennie.

"It's time our country polished up its act"

Doesn't it just Jo anne.

I'm thinking of starting a Wigan Chapter are you interested?

Would one need a big beard, smoke a pipe, and be into real ale?

And know someone with a stash of owd hats.

Just the women members dostaf.

I've seen some of em blc.

That's why I asked.

Dostaf the offer to join The Wigan Flagcrackers is also entended to you.

Membership by invitation only.

Are bells and staves provided?

Each member must supply their own attire.

I will however supply a communal quantity of boot polish.

I looked upon you as more of a burnt cork provider.

That may be a more economical method dostaf, i must have you on board as Treasurer, at the very least; you've saved me money already.

Can you suggest any WW members you think would make good Flagcrackers?

Mmmmmmmmm.

Isn't there a traditional fool?

Someone with a balloon (or bladder)?

An oss?

I'd love it, Bennie.
I always have a whopping grin when I see Morris Dancing displays.

Is that a cryptic clue suggestion 4 likely members because I'm struggling now treasurer dostaf.

Great to have you on board Jo anne, do you play a musical instrument or would you prefer to be a dancer?

Can I stick to dancing please, Bennie.

Bennie, you do realise you can't be a Morris Dancer (Male) if you've been circumcised

Circumcision will be tolerated in The Wigan Flagcrackers but it will not be compulsory.
Jo anne you are now a dancer but first would you do a little audition please?

Frocks are ready boys

Bennie, you do realise you can't be a Morris Dancer (Male) if you've been circumcised

Is it OK if it came off with fair wear and tear

They don't look English to me Danni.

But Morris dancing did spread far and wide in various forms , it probably originated in Turkey as "Morris" is likely a corruption of "Moors", hence the tradition of blacking up in celebration of its origins.

Ha Ha Copperhead.

Bennie i don't know if it's true but someone told me that only 'complete pri.ks' went Morris dancin'

It's true Douglas I take it you want to join.[:P]

Of course Bennie. i have the credentials

I'm sorry blc, but I must respectfully decline the position you offered. (Ooh errr)

In the light of recent revelations, I do not wish to be accountable for all the tips.

PS Be careful that this venture doesn't turn into something one would expect from the folks of Summerisle.

These are Wigan men not Wicker men, Dostaf.

Sounds dodgy to me jo anne. Be careful.

Blc, Yorkshire, disguises?

White slaving comes to mind.

Sold for £80.00