Duck Do

Is anyone going to a duck do tomorrow?

Speaking of ducks:

Yon mon who tried to claim for his floating duck house must think they are even less grateful than your average MP.

"I paid for it myself and in fact it was never liked by the ducks and is now in storage."

Viggers

Dostaf...Whats a Duck do??

P.S. - Yawn, Yawn, bloody Yawn !!!!

No, not going to a duck do, Dostaf.

Here might be a good place to find out:

Martin Mere

PS - I like that Viggers is the MP for 'Gosport'.

Went to a duck do once and ended up wi some upducky on mi chin

FATLAD,

I used to use your name as a reminder of the counties of Ulster....

Fermanagh
Antrim
Tyrone
Londonderry
Armagh
Down

Fascinating eh

Odins

sorry pal couldnt resist

nice little "aide memoir"

Odin me owd mate its Derry, not Londonderry

Oh no. Here we go again. Stand by for lift-off.

Broady,how dare you

so what is a duck do????

Thwaaarted.

A thing where apostrophes are flung about with gay abandon bailey.

You're supposed to ask "What's a duck do?

To which you normally get the age-old hilarious response;

QUACK!!!

Doesn't really work in writing though.