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Started by: gricer (1983)

Is Wigan World a platform for budding comedians?

Started: 18th Mar 2009 at 17:26

Posted by: wiganer516 (5590) 

Someone making u chuckle?

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 17:29

Posted by: mollie m (7139) 

They're all comedians on here!

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 17:41

Posted by: jacqueline leyland (3634) 


When Dostaf and XRH get going your sure to have a good laugh on here ,they're better than some well paid comedians

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

We actually do it for money jl. But thats another story.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:22

Posted by: jacqueline leyland (3634) 


do what?

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Depend how much you've got dearie.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:24
Last edited by dostaf: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:24:37

Posted by: douglas (inactive)

I hope you are both declaring it on your tax returns

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:24

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Have you change from a thruppeny bit, JL?

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

A left one or a right one gwim.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:27

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

I shall have the right....you may perch on the smaller left

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:29

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Talking of tax returns ... A medical question

Do black birds get thrush ???

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 22:52

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

I've always been very pessimistic. I'm like a German vegetarian. I fear the wurst.

I'll get me VW.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:01

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Know who I blame for the rise of drugs in schools? The supply teachers.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:04

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

I have come to the conclusion that dostaf and xrh would spoil another couple!

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:08

Posted by: mollie m (7139) 

Better than Morecambe and Wise!

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:11

Posted by: douglas (inactive)

anywhere's better than Morecambe

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:13

Posted by: mollie m (7139) 

Only went there once many years ago and it was shut! I don't think it ever opened again!

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:16

Posted by: douglas (inactive)

The tide doesn't even go there any more

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:20

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Don't forget the ones about the "Bus Shelters".

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:24

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

I went to Morcambe once. Once was enough!

Didn't do for me although I'm sure there are folk that love it.

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:28

Posted by: douglas (inactive)

Jim Bowen has a lot to answer for

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:29

Posted by: mollie m (7139) 

Listen to Tony! This is what you could've won!

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:31

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

I always wanted a "bully"

Replied: 18th Mar 2009 at 23:33

Posted by: james (178)

You are all sooooooooooo funy, and feed off each other. Wonder what it would be like if you all met up?

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 09:03

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Colin Crompton made all the 'remarks' about Morcambe, standing the dead in the bush shelters so the tourist would think it popular. The other was (I think) Saturday night is special in Morcambe cos all the folk gather in the centre to watch the traffic lights change for entertainment.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 10:01

Posted by: gricer (1983)

The jokes about Morecambe are no longer funny!

Actually, It is now a lot better following regeneration.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 10:35

Posted by: ©art© (6154)

xrh59 a "bush shelter"?

George hasn't gone to ground in Morecambe, has he?

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 10:55

Posted by: aspuller (1835) 

Its a buzz shelter,owd lad !

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 11:17

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Taxman. MorryCamby sur-mer???

The criminal practice in Grange-over-Sands will have to stop.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 14:22

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Well you can tell what was on my mind when I was courting and waiting for the bush...I mean bus.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 14:26

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Fare Stage?

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 14:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I was going to say "you wait for ages and nothing happens, then two turn up" or words to that effect.


Sorry Mr Mayor.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 14:30

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 14:39

Posted by: gricer (1983)

Come On. You can do better!

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 16:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 16:26
Last edited by dostaf: 20th Mar 2009 at 17:29:45

Posted by: douglas (inactive)

Gricer, apart from the Midland Hotel which parts of Morecambe have been regenerated

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:09
Last edited by douglas: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:15:49

Posted by: andycapp (2535)

Gricer, apart from ther Midland Hotel which parts of Morecambe have been regenerated

New traffic lights and round=a-bout just past railway station.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Come on folks. They've improved Frontierland.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:17

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)



And they have got this.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:22
Last edited by xrh59: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:22:51

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes xrh

ferris wheel

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:24

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Now that's not wise now is it......
Aye Thank yow!

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:26
Last edited by the_gwim_weaper: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:27:16

Posted by: andycapp (2535)

And this.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:27

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

"The land was later a Territorials' gun park and firing range, until a wayward gunner managed to put a hole in a passing passenger ferry." PMSL.

No Gwim that's Arthur Askey !

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Sounds like they should have been in Stones' Amusement Arcade, or the Novelty Rock Emporium xrh.

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:29

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

I know, that wasn't wise either!

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ken didn't come from Morecambe did he?

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:32

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Not that I know of, unless Barbie was in town

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:34

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:38
Last edited by the_gwim_weaper: 19th Mar 2009 at 20:38:29

Posted by: mollie m (7139) 

Posted by: xrh59 (8978)
"The land was later a Territorials' gun park and firing range, until a wayward gunner managed to put a hole in a passing passenger ferry." PMSL.



Replied: 19th Mar 2009 at 21:16

Posted by: gricer (1983)

Still not good enough!

The jokes about Morecambe could also apply to Wigan these days!

Replied: 20th Mar 2009 at 07:32

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 20th Mar 2009 at 17:30

 

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