What's your name.....

funniest thing in today's papers was a warning to expectant mums and dads to think carefully about the name they give to their babies.
If you are called Tickle under no circumstances call your daughter Tess.
They've come up with a list including Terry Bull, Doug Hole and Justin Case.
I reckon the best is Stan Still from Gloucester. He's an ex RAF man and he admits he got fed up with the CO shouting at him - Stan Still, get a move on.

Poor old Alf Hart

What about Michael Hunt

Alf Hart(deceased)used to live in SLG..

and if your surnames Kiddick, dont call your son Don - he'll have a lot to live up to

That reminds me debbie_q

Little Wigan bloke on holiday in Benidorm goes into a small bar.
In the corner is a donkey with a bucket full of money in front of it.
The Wigan bloke asked what’s with the donkey and the bucket full of money.
Chap behind bar says put five Euro in the bucket and try to make the donkey laugh.
If you do you win all the money.

OK says the Wigan bloke over he goes to the donkey puts his five Euros in the bucket
Then whispers something in the donkey’s ear.

The donkey falls down laughing and is still laughing as the bloke fills his pockets with all the money out the bucket.

Chap behind the bar is dumbstruck. Just what did you say to make the donkey laugh so much..? He asked the Wigan bloke.

I just told him I had a bigger dangler than him he replied.

Next week the Wigan bloke goes in the same bar and in the corner is the same
Donkey with another full bucket of money in front of it.

So the Wigan bloke asked is it the same do I make the donkey laugh.
NO Says the chap behind the bar you have to make the donkey cry.

Where on the Wigan bloke goes over and the donkey breaks down in tears.
The Wigan bloke stuffs all the money in his pockets once again and returns to the bar

Whereupon chap behind bar asked him what he as done to make his donkey cry so much. ?

Wigan bloke says I just showed the donkey my dangler.

my uncle was an Alfie Hart.. you can understand why he put the ie on the end

I knew a Richard Long. He didn't like is name shortened.

i have been looking at baptism records for the 1880's and one poor lass was called Fanny Tickle

Nicola !

wasn't me! Blame the Tickle clan!!

Don't go blaming Ann Summers now Nicola.

I KNOW A LADY CALLED KITTY CLITTIE (TRUE) ALSO RICHARD HEAD

What a great name is 'Kitty Clittie' it would make a fantastic username on here

Aye, ya couldn't lick that !

Your certainly not one to beat about the bush xrh

I worked with a guy called Lincoln Green

I'm having a hard time naming my unborn baby son whos surname is to be Hunt. I really like the name Isaac but it's seriously out of the question, and it really is a good job i'm not wanting a son called Micheal!! Anything ending in a C or K is seriously out of question!

James

James is my other son's middle name! Lovely name, and tribute to both my grandfather James and my fellas grandad who strangely had the same name! It's also my fellas middle name!!


Just found this on another forum i use -

BRITAIN’S MOST BIZARRE NAMES
* Barb Dwyer
* Pearl Button
* Ray Gunn
* Helen Back
* Stan Still
* Jo King
* Lee King
* Terry Bull
* Mary Christmas
* Max Power
* Paige Turner
* Sonny Day
* Tim Burr
* Teresa Green
* Will Power
* Anna Sasin
* Chris Cross
* Doug Hole
* Justin Case
* Barry Cade
Worldwide
* Anna Prentice
* Annette Curtain
* Bill Board
* Carrie Oakey
* Dr Leslie Doctor
* Dr Thoulton Surgeon
* Dr Payne
* Les Plack
* Priti Manek
* Dr Sumey

What about Wayne Kerr?

It still makes me laugh after all these years

My friend Di had us worried when she thought of marrying a guy named O'rearden!

Tom Arter!