'wash and brush up'
I'm trying to think where and when I last saw one of those notices. Weren't they outside public lavs in seaside resorts?
Started: 8th Feb 2009 at 17:28
I don't recall ever seeing one, Dostaf.
Was it in the olden days?
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 17:38
They may have been on price lists outside lavs. I remember wondering what a brush up would actally entail. Before en suite reached places like Rhyl I think.
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 17:41
Speaking of lavs, these always remind me of home.
No. I don't live in a public lav either .
Handy link
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 17:45
Thats what Aitch does int it
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 18:24
I thought Aitch might've rigged up his own Wigan Wallgate, Jacqueline.
Living in a public lav would cramp your lobbing bog rolls training, Dostaf.
[That company would wash their hands of us, or dry at least - their basin Wiltshire is a fair way from Wigan.]
I wonder if Wallgate have a BOGOF offer.
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 18:29
aitch's hairdrier gets more and more interesting jl.
Living in a lav jo anne? what about the smell? (cue skunk smuggling joke punchline)
They have Wallgate handwasher (machine, not Wiganer) in the lavs on the car park near Blackpool tower.
Part of the original railway station.
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 18:42
av gettun yu thinkin now ant ah, so am not tellin anybody wor ah do wi a nairdryer, bur its not rude or illegalany road am just finishin off a small glass of Glenfiddich whisky liqueur
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 23:21
Safety first aitch. If you're suppin, leave the drier alone. The drink could affect your aim.
Drink often affects some folk's aim.
Replied: 8th Feb 2009 at 23:25
I though a "wash and brush up" was a modified bidet.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:15
If I saw one of those, I'd bid-et farewell, Bennie.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:16
It may attract some punters Jo anne.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:18
It would be a good name for a Fox grooming salon
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:19
Boom! Boom! Dosco.
Welcome to Wiganworld.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:21
Who's Grooming Salon, Dosco.
Oh and welcome.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:21
You'd have to watch where Mr Derek put his hands dosco.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:23
Mr.Dereks pulling pints in the Aidensfield Arms.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:25
No but the paper shop blew away and Mr.D was given an Oscar.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:32
Pocket billiards is the polite name for this activity.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:42
Looks like he's just got a cannon.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:44
Last edited by bennielechat: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:45:01
Budgets tight this year.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 20:54
There was a wash and brush up in the Gents lav at the Ribble Bus Station on the Market Suare in the 1950's.
I forget how much it cost but it gave you access to a private cubicle with a hand baisin and a mirror.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 21:45
Cheers jodav.
I'm sure I've seen them, or the signs advertising them (not necessarily in Wigan), in the late '70's. Often wondered if they'd be used by long-distance lorry drivers etc.
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 21:49
Last edited by dostaf: 9th Feb 2009 at 21:51:10
dostaf you are setting somone up are you not.
For the Jeremy Clarkson answer?
Why would a long distance lorry driver want a wash & brush up?
Well after murde...
No I refuse, you evil agent provocateur...
Replied: 9th Feb 2009 at 23:08
Last edited by bennielechat: 9th Feb 2009 at 23:08:48
Sorry to disappoint blc. Not a set up. Just an ablution enquiry.
I think I'm slightly more subtle than Clarkson.
As far as your driver question, I'll take the fifth. (amendment not wheel.)
dostaf
Replied: 10th Feb 2009 at 18:48
Last edited by dostaf: 10th Feb 2009 at 18:49:25