Wavey Man Poll

Hows about little green wavey man is from now on to be called Tonker in honour of our Tonks who started the crazey wave of Wigan world, which was far longer than even the Wembley Wave.

I say AYE .

AYE

A resounding NAY from me I'm afraid, Grommit!

You're outnumbered so far, 2-1, lol.

Tonker >>>---->

AYE

I'm with Tonker.

NAY - there's only one Tonker in wiganworld,
just as there's only one Wigan in the Wigan Borough.

I'm not fussed, but they do get on your waz after a bit!

rather have this one meself cheeeeeeeeers

3 - 3 and one on fence ...

mister mannerin ya supposed to stick up fer me.

Reet then, I'll write a routine called 'Tonker Mode' - you will be able to visit your control panel, tick a box called 'Tonker Mode' and all will become invisible.

How's that?

yerrrrrrrrrrs go for it lol

its a ladies thing,don't like em ! but think we will have to put up with um.

Then all newbys will ask why its called tonker mode lolol

lets all do the tonka.....

Just the job Brian. Is that called Freedom of Choice?

I like the little green man, wasn't there a song years ago called The Martians Have Landed in Wigan? Was one of the Lanky groups.

THE MARTIANS HAVE LANDED IN WIGAN
by
Bernard Wrigley

There are strange goings on in a quaint Northern town
Which the folk there are trying to keep quiet
It'd cause a sensation but they're playing it down
For they're frightened of starting a riot
'Cause they've pit men with arms that are thirty feet long
And their heads are as smooth as boiled eggs
The man who sells pies has got three great hig eyes
And the rugby league hooker is green with six legs

For the Martians have landed in Wigan
And they're wearing flat caps on their domes
And they've paid all their subs to the working men's clubs
'Cause Wigan reminds them of home

Now the Martians had lost all their bearings one night
'Cause the compass had gone up the spout
As they landed on t'slag heap the captain said, "Right
We're home lads, so lets' all pile out"
Well they soon realised that they'd made a mistake
So some digs for the night they all hooked
Where they'd trotters and hotpot and fresh Eccles cake
And when they tasted black puddings, those Martians were hook

For the Martians have landed in Wigan
And they're wearing flat caps on their domes
And they've paid all their subs to the working men's clubs
'Cause Wigan reminds them of home

Now the Martians play bingo and speak local lingo
Like, "Sithee, "and "Ey up owd flower"
From the pier every day you can go to Milky Way
Or a UFO trip round Blackpool Tower
So next time you're passing through Wigan, look out
And remember the things I have said
Beware of the ones who have clogs on their feet
And aerials stuck out the tops of their heads

For the Martians have landed in Wigan
And they're wearing flat caps on their domes
And they've paid all their subs to the working men's clubs
'Cause Wigan reminds them of home.

goodnite all, xx

Nite Custard , am off for some sleep meself ....unless the better half snores.

Me too! Night all, night Wilson.

listen, just stop the wavey men and get some sleep!!!!! xxx

Nite Mister M x

hye

Am all for it

Morning All

Christ on a bike, they're still with us!


How long will it take for Brian to put 'my' mode on the control panel????? Over to you, Brian.

Morning Tonks

well i think you know i love them !!! [:
w] just a little bit !!!

Afternoon all, love em.

hi friends

i think they are great

help

Tonker Mode may soon rescue you from being down in The Red Sea, Elmos.

will fiunish up in the dead sea jo anne, i know what drowning feels like now!will have to learn to swim.

They're wonderful

Being a Handkerchief Reader of some renown (private consultations undertaken), I don't find them too problematic. However, I wouldn't mind a switch of some sort to make the little *boogers static now and again.



*Americanism used in tribute to the historical significance of this particular time. (and an indicator that I will consider travelling to readings if the cash is right)


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Dostaf you go dafter and dafter,keep on doing it.

I'VE GOT THE WAVE ITCH NOW

It's a bleedin pity you lot can't send your wavy greetings (equipped with some windolene) to t'other side of the screen.

Especially to those who have colds.

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He does Jacqueline - I don't know about you, but I always keep the *state of my hankie underwraps.

elmos if u dont like um dont look .. not keen on the angry red faces .. we will outdo you we shall not we shall not be moved !!!!!

aye i love em

there are sum miserable folk on here !!!!! mentioning no names ......

Geve em all tartan scarves and we've got a BCR audience on our screens.


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"we shall not we shall not be moved," Buzy ... but they are moving still.

It's hard for those who don't want to see them not to look - when someone is waving in the corner of your eye, most people can't resist looking to see if it's them whose attention is being sought...
'Oh no, it's just one of those green men again' ...

BCR ??? IS THAT A DISEASE ???

YES

Thought to have been erradicated around 1979



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Bay City Rollers buzy.

Aaaaargh

Shang a bleeding lang.



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OOOOOOOHHHHH THEM !!!! AM THINKIN OF BSG I THINK

Big Soddin Giant???



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THINK I GOT MAD COW DISEASE

Thats MSG



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OOOOHHH LOL AV AD CHICKEN POCKS OR IS IT POTS

Chicken Chow mein gives you MSG.

Any cure for St Vitus dance in LGS?


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ASK AT THE PHARMACEY IN TESCO , THINK THEY AV SUM OINTMENT

It's not for me It's for you lot and the Little Green Smileys.


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I CANT KEEP STILL AM HYPERACTIVE WILL DANCE WITH ANY SAINT

Try Saint Elsewhere then.


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Now Buzy, you know that was said in jest.

If I was being nasty I would have suggested St Helens.


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Now that's easy on the eye trixie.



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Or it was.



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well you know what they say about idle hands'

I'll keep me hand on me ha'penny thank you.




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OK DUSTY

That's why i stopped takining Iron Jelloids!

Since the cleptomania cleared up (ointment from Tesco's ) I've stopped taking allsorts.

Not been at the pick 'n' mix either since Woolies went.


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THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LIKE WAVIN ELMOS ?????? AV YOU PUT HAIRSPRAY UNDER UR ARMPITS INSTEAD OF DEODERANT ????

will have to go for a pint to get them wavers out of my head, i must be cracking up.

YEAH AM GOIN OUT ... AT LONG LAST ...

NAY....Green Wavey men aint fer me

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE MEN ?????? THATS A BIT BELOW THE BELT SAME OLD STOREY ... CAWNT SEE MUCH BELOW THE BELT !!!!!

I think they are cute Tonker wavey men

av just noticed av got EDIT at bottom of all my posts .. ? what does that mean ?

So you can delete your post or add something.

well why has nobody else got um xrh ?

We don't need um. We don't do mistaykyes.




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u just made a mis steak but thi didnt get on e

You must still be learner Buzy, you do make a lot of mistakes though.

them wavers cooking your brain bbn,the edit is always there!or perhaps brian hinting about the wavers.

Poor Buzy - everyone can Edit their own posts only.

see I GOT ANOTHER..... ITS BRIAN KEEPIN TAGS ON MI COS I SAID A LITTLE VERY LITTLE ..... SWEAR WORD

You may have a point there Elmos, she is using a lot of them wavers up.

Us good uns don't have them on our posts buzy.


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trouble with bb well one of yhe troubles !she wants to edit everyones threads'

She's not sticking them wavers on my posts.



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I DONT WANT TO EDIT .... IF I MAKE A MISTAKE SO WHAT ??? NO BIG DEAL . AM GOIN OUT NOW .

Have a good one buzy.



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elmos..... you should go back and have a look at some of your posts, and correct spellings. Oh .. and no i do not want to edit other peoples posts... it cant be done anyway.

i see you still don't edit,you don' seem to be able to take a joke off me bb.

Dostaf: Us good uns don't have them on our posts buzy.

That's a good 'un' - they're v naughty at times that lot, Buzy. It's only meant as good-natured fun - we can give it 'em back.

I think they should all edit their posts and add a wavy smiley, no two, when they read this.

yes jo anne i agree ...

hello Tonks

Hope you had a good night out buzy.

Nice try jo anne. But I'm not going to waive my right to keep my posts wavey free.

However, as pennance I'll blow everyone a kiss.

beltin night ! thanks dostaf. am still legless

Glad to hear it buzy. I've just been editing my posts on this thread, so I'm a bit dizzy myself.

av got the gist of it nowwwwww !!!!! am a dizzy blonde u know !!!! took a long time to suss it !!!

I meant I've stuck kisses on all my posts. I can't bring myself to use one of the wavey chaps.

CAWNT SEE ANY KISSES !!!!

The previous posts (yesterday). Where jo anne suggested some of us should put smileys.

Agh - it's not safe to venture into Wiganworld these days with all these waving arms and kisses.

I nearly got clobbered making my way through but I niftily dodged just in time and then ... a sloppy kiss nearly landed on mi yed.

By Jove she's got it.

Let's see what the H&S brigade make of the booger boogie.

Since jo anne raised safety concerns, I had a 'meeting' with a woman who claims to know about such things. The consultation cost me half a lager and a bag of peanuts if anyone would like to contribute.

Anyroad. After carefully reading the packet and spending ten minutes levelling up the table with torn-up beer mats, my question was addressed.

HIGH VISIBILITY VESTS!!!!!

What's all that about? I asked, explaining that my slightly off-white string vest was more than fit for purpose. I agreed that the reflection on the screen would obscure the offending smileys, but what about the rest of the stuff on here?

"Not for you. For the wavey men." She screamed. That's when it got heated. When the manager came over and it didn't feel too healthy or safe.

No wonder pubs are closing.

Appen it's best to leave things be for a bit.

Haven't you forgotten something buzy?

Or has lent come early (please let it have)

[ooooh:w] FEEL MUCH BETTER ALREADY

Ah well, no rest for the wicked.

AM SO SO WICKED

I MEANT ME !!!!!!!!

WELL AV GOT COMPANY THEN

I just counted 460 tonker,s then fell asleep on the keyboard

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

JJ

Perhaps they could sing to keep you awake jj.

Any suggestions?

Looks like we're stuck with 'em folks.

ITS BACK

well i have to add another to the list, i like this one to took me ages to read all the replies, i need a rest now

fighting a lost cause against the wavy women if gnomy likes um,i give in.

Which daft 'apeth brought this up again.

Look what I've found.

Thwaaarted.

Or an animated thumbs up.

I cawn't stand them little green wavy peoples! They makes me go dizzy watching 'em!

IS THIS BETTER