Strange Object

My son came in about 20 minutes ago asking me if I had seen the spaceship. I went outside and there was a strange looking object over Beech Hill/Standish. It had an engine but didn't look like an aeroplane or helicopter or hanglider. Did anyone else see it? I know there has been talk of strange looking objects lately, but this really did look strange. NE, NE, NE ne NE

Mandy
Was it a Perkins diesel engine, you would know if it made a throbbing sound and lots of exhast fumes?

theyre out there, i tell ye, theyre out there.

the planet Venus is very low in the sky at the mo.. often taken for a UFO, as it seems to flash different colours due to the atmosphere.

I released our Gary's 21st birthday balloons on Saturday afternoon; 2 Gold ones' 2 black ones and one white one...
Watched them climb steadily to a good height. They seemed to hang there for quite a while.
Could be them...

mandy, there ave been reports of strange creaures in and around the Wigan area for as long as i can remember. We call them Leithers

My daughter saw something a few weeks ago, also frannys son a few nights later, they weren't planes or helicopters either.

douglas. do ya mean leythers.
nowt wrong wi leythers especially when they were originally wigginers

You mean they got you sue?

It's normally Americans driving pick-up trucks on country lanes.

yes dostaf they snatched me somewhere on bickie lane
however that was some 26 years back so im now afraid i am one of the collective. yis i has been assimilated

Not on the trail of the 554?

yup, fraid so dostaf.
the driver of the 554 pushed me off somehere near bolton house road, the rest is history. i was nabbed

There were tales of similar along Nel Pan lane. Shocking.

oh, i know,, shocking tales dostaf..
us nabbed ones do get together you know

So they haven't broken your spirits.

That's the ticket. Chin up and all that.

Is this all real-Leigh true, Sue, or are you just getting carried away?

Could be similar to a Cliffy song jo anne.

all real leigh true joanne.. well at least it is if you believe it

i was whisked away as a young girl in me prime, snatched off the 554 on bickie lane and snuck across the fields and held up in a tunnel in ley, then i was assimilated tha sees. thats worappened

THE SWINES!!!!!

Edit. Or if you prefer;

THE SCOUNDRELS!!!!

So long as you live happ-Leigh ever after then, Sue.

ey dostaf, dont you dare call them pigs. i is assimilated you know

i know no different joanne i am now one of the collective.
well thats what i let em believe, us wigganers have a way of being secretive tha knows

all info collected goes back to commander in chief up wiggin

Lord Smith of Leigh by any chance sue?

met be dostaf

Or the former "firewalking" Mayor Jarvis?

Was it a Lord's ship that was a strange looking object over Beech Hill/Standish.

I'm not being party to these councillory theories.

Hope it was harmless.

Be careful what you say or might incur the wrath of Billy,the prophet for the coming of the little Green Men,or perhaps Grey ones,who knows,but be rest assured,he believes they are out there. And if he is right,I suggest they there,wherever "out there" is.

Anyone read a book called Communion? , its about alien abductions.

Emps, I think that's awful. Why would anyone want to abduct aliens

Belting filmrights douglas. And merchandising.

hehehe Douglas !!!

You're right dostaf, i believe they're doing a remake of Saturny Night Fever

The film makers might make a for-Neptune, Douglas.

You know where the aliens will tell them to put it though jo anne

I'ts not pronounced that way anymore douglas. ask the BBC

dostaf, i don't know what you mean i'm sure
I was going to say in a building society. The Alliens & Liecester maybe

hahahaha very very good douglas!

As either Reeves or Mortimer say douglas Uranu.

Pronounced oooooranu.

I was going to say in a building society. The Alliens & Liecester maybe - Douglas

You can bank on Dostaf to be flying saucier.

Yep jo anne e's aMarsin at times

Nanoo Nanoo. As Mork would say.

I can't type in Clanger.

Watchout he doesn't become bigheaded, Douglas.

You wouldn't let it lie, would you?

That's it xrh. Mystery solved. It was the "Dove From Above".

What's on the end of his stick Vic ?

And can you tell me the name of the chap who doesn't like chives. ?

A probe.

It was Les and he loved spirit levels.

Just seen the edit xrh and didn't google.

It was Les and he loved spirit levels so wasn't inclined to like chives.

Spirit levels, hurrah!!! chives, boooooo!!!

The "Kes" skit was best. "Is that a bit of chicken tikka Casper?"

That would be Les being on the level with us, Xrh.

You lying get!

Novelty Island to you and all.

The Dove from Above references are all flying over my head.

Cooooo Cooooooo Coooooo

You have to coax it jo anne.

And I don't mean whack it with an aerial wire.

What you need Jo Anne is a coaxing machine by Reeves and Mortimer, i'll say again Reaves and Mortimer! I wouldn't let it lie.

As recommended by Morisey the "consumer monkey" xrh.

A strange object could be Shooting Stars, I suppose - but I never saw one episode ... I have seen a shooting star though.

Is it the season for shooting stars ?

Yes indeed Mr songwriter Dostaf.

I must admit I stopped watching the later shows.

Once again Dai Greshun has taken over this serious? thread under his many pseudonyms,leaving poor Mandy wondering why she bothered in the first place,shame! shame! shame!!!

So it was a Welshman who infiltrated the borough the other night.

Is he with the Taffia?

No man, twas 'Jones the spy' boyo, isn'it !!!

Vaguely remember that one xrh.

Found it

But who leaked Mr. Jones-the-spy's identity?
Not very Llanfair of them.

Encams?

aussie roy, not sure i agree with you. I think we should let Judge Nutmeg decide. Bring on the wheel

We cant sing the intro song on here though douglas.

(Encams on taking a leak, Dostaf.)

Ohhhhh, I didn't think it through dostaf

Would people strangely object?

Yes jo anne. There's a crowd chant at the "wheel of justice" introduction with a naughty word in it.

Still a good suggestion douglas.

Either that or let the Stotts 'Ask the questions'
I'd pay to see that

"That's Justice
After a devilish build-up by Vic, Judge Nutmeg wheels on to the stage in a mobile bench, and Vic hauls a random member of the audience on stage to try them for a set of ridiculous trumped-up charges, such as "staring at a fixed point, causing terrible dryness" or "wringing out a flannel in a branch of Thomas Cooks, one of the most respected travel agents on the high street!". When the accused is inevitably found guilty, Vic spins the Wheel of Justice - after combing its hair - and the audience sing "Spin, Spin, Spin the Wheel of Justice, see how fast the (naughty word) turns". An equally ludicrous punishment is then handed down (e.g. "One year being adored by the cast of Jesus Christ Superstar"). For one memorable week, Judge Nutmeg changed the format of the show and tried for a more liberal approach; the Wheel of Conciliation, where he tried to solve the marital problems of a 'separated' couple from the audience, who, incidentally, had never met before."

"to solve the marital problems of a 'separated' couple from the audience, who, incidentally, had never met before."

That's a strange(rs) objective.

Looks like we are back on the stair;going up or down? Perhaps that little rhyme was the precursor to the story of little green,or grey,men. As I always say,it's all in the mind y'know!!!!.

Have you seen the news today - UFO hits wind turbine in Lincs. . I know another thread has been opened regarding this!!!