Bog Roll Lobbing

You make me sound rather unhygienic paul.

Trust me, I let the Gullible Human Guinea Pigs do all the "specialist-technical" stuff at the laboratories.

Speaking of which, the Dostaf Industries Toilet Roll Delivery System (DI TRDS) experiments are continuing. I got the idea while studying the cash transfer systems in Asda. Funny how they don't like you taking photo's.

xrh, have you been on the American Presidential campaign train? Or even at " the jug"

Try taking the photos without the balaclava on Dostaf.

Wouldnt a simple pulley system work up the passage

"Try taking the photos without the balaclava on Dostaf."
Exellent Paul!

It's not a balaclava in the every day sense. It's PPE (personal protective equipment) protects me from being identified. Especially when I'm doing "research".

"A simple pulley working up the passage" is not as straightforward as you may think paul. I'm not disclosing my full findings on here. Let's just say this:
Friction

My solution neither works-up the passage, nor does it work-up steam or any other pressure. The answer is vacuum.

"Vacuum" the poor mans colonic irrigation eh?

You wouldn't need the PPE if you stopped eating curry

Have you seen the price of CI paul?

Link

The "my home colonic irrigation kit arrived today" is a hoot.

Yep, it takes the wind out of your sails doesn't it!

Knocks the stuffing out of ya

Brings a lump to your..... I'll leave it there

Maybe the power pack for the DI TRDS could also be utilized for CI?

A kind of deluxe multimover model. "Shifts stools as well as rolls".

Nice Idea Dostaf. Patent it and get yourself on Dragons Den Thinkf of the sales you would get on Price Drop TV!!! (and watching them demonstrate it)

Good thinking paul. I could install one of my compact systems on the Dragons' stairs. That'll show em.

Mind you, with all the nerves that seem to accompany the show it would be hard to do a CI display.

Not sure if Price Drop is my target audience for adverts. I will aim it at the gadget freaks, Top Gear fans etc and the walk-in bath brigade. "Why save up for your funeral when you can have one of these little beauties".

PS Here's a little good un. Who's stairlifts did Thora Hird advertise?

99% probably get it wrong.

It was Churchill i believe. it just sounds better with Stannah.

Churchill! And i didn't even need to look it up.

Thwaaaarted !!!!!

It's the thwaaarts that hurt.

have you tried lancing them Dostaf?

Just wondering does the "DI TRDS" come in a DIY package? What i mean is do you have to put 'it up' yourself.

Would you want to?

Not without asbestos gloves Lisa!

And a chemical suit.

Now you are all getting kinky

Or is that just in my world

His thwaaarts have a powerful sting paul
flinging thwaaaarts (run on to 6.30)

Cant pick that up on works computer Dostaf. will have to wait till i get home at weekend.

No relation to Jonathon Woss with that impediment are you???

No the DI TRDS does not come as a DIY package. What do you think this is?

Some kind of cottage industry.

Two strapping young fellows from our installation team will come round and do the business. You'll hardly know they're there, apart from the noises from the bathroom and up and down the stairs. The whole thing is usually done in a day and the boys do a very good job of tidying up.

Before they leave, they give a fully instructional display of the equipment.

Well bugger me!!!

I'm not one of Wosses Wabble paul.

Thwaaarted comes from a sort of catchphrase used by Frank Randle. In it's day the usage was rather risque. Probably as it sounded similar to another word. It's good stuff.

Aye to Thwart is an art! And if thy gets Thwaaarted thy knows thou art in good company.

Sorry xrh, the lads don't accept tips or any other sort of gratuities.

Thwaaaartistic tendencies can be an advantage.

Sounds like a proper company Dostaf. Do you do any deals like interest free for a year or... Buy One Get One Free

Food for thought there paul.

What with the economic downturn some people may consider this sort of thing to be decadent. The BOGOF wouldn't really work I'm afraid. Not many people really have the need for two DI TRDS.

I'm thinking of a payment on "the drip" scheme though.

ooh thats gonna give me nighmares

make sure that you dont go into liquidation. that would be messy

Thats me for the day. made me laugh fella

I said " you buy one, you get one free"

Eeeh I wish I'd been around here when all the great wits were at their peak as seen above

You were Walter.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's another piece that fits in nicely with my theory.

Not another one with a theory about myjoining and 'becoming active' dates , let's take a bet that it'll never be disclosed,jut hanging there in the wind,just like the other daft bugger who had a theory

Puffed up nobodies trying to give themselves gravitas, really pathetic

Come on leccy,let's have it, bring it on etc

'Puffed up nobodies trying to give themselves gravitas, really pathetic'

Yep, that would pretty much sum you up.

walter, you should know by now that the chosen ones know all there is to know

Mate,as long as I'm on the exact opposite of any position taken by "the jayster" then I'm happy and almost certainly correct

Awwwwww, int that nice, mac reopening one of his"close friend" threads.

Walter it was me who who had the theory.

Something up with your memory owd lad.

By the way I see you've started using the emoticons that you previously stated only a fool would use.

Nowt wrong with my memory.

So, this theory,are we going to hear it or is it one of 'those' theories

I lose track (and frankly don't care enough to keep track) of who is in disguise as who on here and the other place

But

If you actually are mac as basil claims (remember even a broken clock is right twice a day) then you really are one pathetic human

emoticons ? -just one at a time and used sparingly unlike the halfwits who use multiples

Basils a broken record Walter.

And if I'm not Mac (which I aint) what does that make me.

About the emoticons, do try not to back track.

You wasn't man enough to admit to stuff when you was gwim weaper/mac.

So your not going to do it now, but the tell tale signs are now appearing.

Especially against certain posters.

I'm sure if you keep telling people that I'm Mac some of the less intelligent people on here will start to believe you Baz.

That is until Jarvo says I'm somebody else, and then you will have to start allover again.

Like I said ask Admin to check my IP address.

" And if I'm not Mac (which I aint) what does that make me"

100% a WR 'big cheese' who can't quite leave home until you see it wrecked (which for a grown up is really worrying)

Other than that ?,just a dull troll with 'a theory which will never be revealed lest it be shown to be BS' to be honest

I did not have the time to read this resurrection but short of being corrected for asking an important question twice, the vexing question which appears to raise it's ugly head regularly...which way round should a toilet roll be hung? Rolling off the back off the roll against the wall or off the front of the roll.

More important than the next world war!!

Mac,advised people,how to get around that when he spat his dummy out because admin removed one, of many, of his posts .

Your IP No. (92.5.41.84) will be logged.

Check it yourself Walshy.

Definitely off the front of the roll

Your IP No. (92.5.41.84) will be logged.

Check it yourself Walshy.

Well his or her ego is up to mac's standard so who knows or cares , may as well talk to idiot jay as loser lectriclegs

Onwards and breath in no way bated waiting for 'the theory'

It sounds like him and smells like him so maybe it is him!

Hahahahaha,

I'm sure if you keep telling people that I'm Mac some of the less intelligent people on here will start to believe you Baz.

Did I mean YOU Ena, surely not.

Oh, weak response that one,really poor effort

(and you took the opportunity to edit and still didn't land a blow, so definitely either mac or one of his acolytes then)

Any update on the 'theory' yet ?

There's a few on here have known for a while that your mac.

"Onwards and breath in no way bated waiting for 'the theory'"



I would see your GP about a memory test Walter.

There are a few on here that have been wrong for a while then Walshy.

" I would see your GP about a memory test Walter."

Why ?
Did I miss it ?
Was it a cracker ?

Do tell, pretty please

I would say that the response from ll all but confirms it!

Forget it Walter.

(see what I did there)

I agree. Then there's the fact that the people he's had a go at are the same ones he use to have a go at when he was mac.

It's not hard to confuse some people is it.

" Forget it Walter.

(see what I did there) "

Oh dear,weak humour and,as we all knew,no theory at all, what a disappointing teaser loser you are

Bore off back to WR lectriclegs, you're probably a big noise over there

We'll be ok without you

Well I for one won't be subjecting myself to his vile comments. I will be frequenting this place less and less if his vitriol is deemed acceptable.

Vile comments Ena? Show me where.

Don't let the door bang your ass on your way back to the other place

Vile comments galore in your old guise and everyone knows it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

" Vile comments galore in your old guise and everyone knows it."

Takes a real man to insult and create vile nicknames for a woman I reckon, a REAL man

WHAT old guise Ena?

Do you have proof?

Or are you just following your leader/s?

You still here theory man ?

Aye.

Proof? Like you know the meaning of the word!

I have nothing to Prove Luvvie.

Just hanging around like a bad smell with no theory then ?

Have fun

I always have fun Walter.

It's definitely him.

Some people will believe anything , won't they.

Indeed.

Ena, you haven't a clue who it is. Stop showing yourself up.

Thank you for that piece of advice which you are totally unqualified to make.

He's right though Ena.

Oh by the way Ena, I'm still waiting for you to show me some of my VILE comments.

You'll get them exactly 17 seconds after you show us 'the theory'

they still saying you are Mac, Lecky......

haven't a clue have they...

Please stop butting in Walter, I was addressing the organ grinder.

It Is hard work sometimes Gem, but the truth will out.

The thing is gemmers, as long as you and the others are enjoying yourselves slumming it on here then everyone is a winner, happy days I'd say,wouldn't you ?

We seem to amuse each other,have a bit of a spat, keep the old grey cells active, shared contempt for the real losers (you still there Pike?) , nobody dies,sorted

Gem, your hardly going to agree and go,against your,master, are you.

" Please stop butting in Walter, I was addressing the organ grinder."

Oh the deep, deep irony

What a disappointment you are, whoever you are,or used to be, or are in another place

Yep, ironic indeed, Wally.

You are a total disappointment. Have you always been this deluded?

Walshy love I have no master, do please attempt to think for yourself at some point in your life....

Pike

" You are a total disappointment."

To who ?

I have a large family who love me, friends of over 50 years standing and the fragrant ena thinks I'm a good egg, who else do I need on that list ? You ?

The irony of your last post just totally and utterly escapes you.

Does anybody need the jayster????????

You do.

Come on Pike,explain it to thick old Walter

Who am I a total disappointment to ?

Don't run off before you answer, I'm eager to know

Walt, you clearly are..

Follow the thread.

You belong with Mal who wanted me to show him the deleted threads.

Nobody ,on here needs JAYBOY.

He's ruling this site that mon!!!!!!!!!!!

jay

nope, I asked a question based on your comment

Please answer it

Who am I a disappointment to ?

Walsh..then what would you do?

Come on tell me. What snips of wisdom could you post then that would get the board rattling?Anything?Thought not.

You are a disappointment as a poster to me. Dull and totally deluded. Maybe the medication?

However, you declared lectric legs a disappointment? So i guess with your reasoning you were referring to his life and family?

Mal wanted you to have a coffee with him as well, didn't he??????

I'm a disappointment to YOU ?

A pretend person on an Internet MessageBoard who I'll never meet and who I have no respect for ?

You're an amusing plaything and minor irritant Pike, nothing more nor less

See Walt, outflanked again.

You need to do a lot better. You really are disappointing.

However, you declared lectric legs a disappointment? So i guess with your reasoning you were referring to his life and family?

Typical stirring from jay, dangerous talk, that.

outflanked ?

Remember, type, read, check,edit, post

Full stop? Ah, i did use one.

I wish we had some decent posters to debate with, bored of the Z list ones. Bring back some of the WR.

Jay do we have to bow?

@Gem

It was just far better.

Interesting, informing and funny. Now, look what we have. A deluded old man selling pretend Uncle Joe mint balls.

But surely you must be a valued member of WR ?

Why would they want to come back on this old heap ?

Still keep coming on here with your valuable insights and to be disappointed by strangers though ?

Posted by: walter (2970) Report abuse

outflanked ?

Remember, type, read, check,edit, post

Replied: 24th Sep 2014 at 18:14


I did

and came up with this.

Why don't you go over to WR, then jay.

Why don't you Baz?

But leccy, it wasn't the definition I was querying

Why don't you swop places with the next in line for your pc Walshy they talk more sense than you do..

Lovely woman

She was nasty with jarvo as well.

Mac because you don't want anyone on WR who will show you up, like they did when you was on here.

what's nasty about letting the other person who uses your account on for a bit?

Ah I see, you misread the typed words again lovey....

My reading skills are ok dear,thanks for your concern

Who would this other person who uses the account be then ?

I don't think Gem is referring to you in that respect Walter.

Who asked you lady ?

Wanna feyt ?






<runs far away very fastly>

Gem wasn't referring to Walter at all...Walter is a pixel..

Walshy knows who uses his account, don't you lovely boy....

According to someone on the forums she had 6 different names.

Luckily for you I'm a lover not a fighter Walter........

Walshy lovey actually I had 5, but now I have only one cos the lovely Mr Ron Hunt deactivated the others at my request....

Now, don't tell me Walshy got his information wrong Gem.

I wouldn't no, just repeating what someone else said.

Maybe you should tell the person who said it........not me,

" Walshy knows who uses his account, don't you lovely boy...."

And from your tone, so do you,so who is it ?

"I wouldn't no, just repeating what someone else said."

That's your problem Walshy.

Keep your nose out Walter.

And you and gemmers are all gob

Either put up or shut up

She had/has at least SIX different names that I'm aware of,

ourmaude
Danni
dannie
gemfree
mg
Vixen

Would you believe that she used 3 of these names in one recent thread ?

http://www.wiganworld.co.uk/communicate/mb_message.php?opt=f1&opt2=&msd=1192544&offset=0&subject=An%20the%20nominations%20are!

Now that's rich coming from you Walter.

Explain please

leccy

" Keep your nose out Walter."


Who on earth do you think you are no mark ?

wrong Mr/Mrs Walsh...

Vixen has never been used on here

How do you do that Basil?

Swap between 2 completely different personas so effortlessly?

BB: You missed one out.

Which one???????

the one in the middle

jarvo,
as far as I know you have always been Jarvo. Do you think Basil has ever been anyone else on here? A simple yes or no will suffice.

Why bring him into it, eh.

You've defiantly got the monk one since you got skimmed off WR.

Edited,Hope that helps.

"You've defiantly got the monk one since you got skimmed of wr.

Translation required please.

Broady is banned from WR?

Certainly not. No longer a member but left on good terms.

Not more duff info from Mrs Walsh?

So it didn't have anything to do with you calling dostaf/dustaf/corky ringspot

"totally boring"

I think you meant to say:

You've definitely got the monk on since you got skimmed off WR.

Enjoying this broady

Nothing at all to do with that. I am sure the excellent management on WR would not ask someone to leave for expressing their opinion.

Walshy making things up again

Or coming on here calling the owners "close friend"

"Totally boring"

fossil,
Just enjoying myself as I have my lunch break. I am winterising the garden. Mowing done, some leaves collected and the pool emptied. Won't need it again this year.

@broady