Should be in 'Classifieds' but has anyone got ;

A Double Entendre?

Few years ago I knew a chap who had one,he seems ok now !

But who gave him one aspuller?

It's a two way thing.

Gives and takes so to speak?

Sez he cawnt remember, dostaf,thats why he takes the tablets.He reckons he wouldn't have another though !

More of a taker then?

I had a couple knocking around . . . not sure if I gave the woman next door one, I know she said she was desperate for it...

One of the finest examples of Double Entendre is a very small and strange song (?) entitled "Shopping Around" by a '70's band called Doggerel Bank . . . sure I've uploaded it once... will have a look

I had a couple knocking around too ian. And they say joggers nipple is painful.

mmmmmmmmmm im wondering what uve had for breakfast then i can avoid it

Here's the link:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/181296708f10bbb6/

The LP ( showing mi age now!) is fantastic - if anyone wants a copy of this now unobtainable masterpiece, give me a shout!

Jammy dodgers

Btw the music on the album - which is very beautiful - was composed by Jim Parker; he's done loads of stuff since including the "GroundForce" music

Go on - give it a listen!

Shopping Around

Groundforce?
Did he accompany Charlie's?

Parker says "yes milady!"

Who gave his strings a tug?

I buried one under the patio. Now i can't get it up.

Was it stiff when you saw it last?

Oooooooooooooooooooh Dostaf

That's what the ghosts said as they tried to put the willies up me.

You've got me laffin again

Funilly enough that's what I said to the ghoulies