Spaceman

TV presenter doing a program about Aliens and space travel is walking down the street and asks a 'hippy' , What would you do if you saw a Spaceman ?

The hippy says, I'd put my car in it, Man

It gorra laugh from me.

Back in the early days of the net, I tried to register the user name of - "The Urban Spaceman" - but it prevented me from doing so, and said "The urban Spaceman EXISTS!"