Thanks, Broady, for the the grammar guide. I couldn't resist.
There are, people, they’re not hard to find
Think that grammar and syntax a bind,
They believe that language
Is a nothing sandwich
You’re familiar with some of their kind?
It’s a shame they take this bad tack
Its practice sets all of us back
Where they get this trait
Were best left to fate
We’re sure YOU prefer English on track..
Folks like that must have a screw loose
They never seem to educe
That their actions affect,
To tremendous effect
And makes their writings abstruse.
A poster we thought as a clot
Could of been born an id-I- ot