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Started by: i-spy (15310) 

I went to a meeting today which was going well until someone started yawning and the rest followed. That set off a major fit of the giggles all round and two very loud farts to complete the entertainment
Meeting abandoned

Started: 27th Sep 2017 at 16:19

Posted by: ayrefield (4465)

Mmmm, just another day in the council chambers then.

Replied: 27th Sep 2017 at 16:53

Posted by: jo anne (34764) 

It wasn't The Deal Conference at The Edge, 'Reasons To Be Cheerful', was it, I-Spy?!

Replied: 27th Sep 2017 at 16:53

Posted by: i-spy (15310) 

I couldn't possibly comment jo anne But why is yawning so contagious

Replied: 27th Sep 2017 at 17:21

Posted by: jo anne (34764) 

'It's a type of "echophenomenon," an automatic imitation of another person, but the reason why is unknown.' ((Aug'17))

(Imitation can be linked to flattery but what the flatulence is about I don't know. )

Replied: 27th Sep 2017 at 18:16

Posted by: i-spy (15310) 

Too many peas with the pies maybe

Replied: 27th Sep 2017 at 19:07

Posted by: jo anne (34764) 

A motto for boring meetings ... If legumes be the food of gusts, ladle on!

Replied: 28th Sep 2017 at 09:41

Posted by: i-spy (15310) 

what was that Heinz beans rhyme its been driving me crackers trying to remember it.

Replied: 29th Sep 2017 at 15:09

Posted by: tomplum (14744) 

do you meanz the rathbones rhyme Ispy ?

rathbone bread tastes like lead
if you eat it
you drop dead

They put summut in it
and its no bloody wonder
if you eat too much
you fart like thunder


Replied: 29th Sep 2017 at 19:59

Posted by: i-spy (15310) 

Replied: 30th Sep 2017 at 17:58

Posted by: bentlegs (5330)

I remember it as, Eat Co-op Bread ,
Shit like lead
Fart like thunder
No bloody wonder
Dont eat co-op bread,

Replied: 1st Oct 2017 at 13:20

 

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