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Snig

Started by: moodysue (inactive)

my grandad used to bring it round and slap it ont kitchen table wraped in newspaper from what i remember..... has anyone ever eaten it... I never did ewwwwwwww

Started: 1st Dec 2010 at 20:55

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I've tried it, Sue.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 20:59

Posted by: tomplum (12487) 

it quite popular darn saaarf i hear, jelleid eels in a jar,

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 20:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

(6)

I'm crying.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:00

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

whats it taste like? coz it looks nasty

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:01

Posted by: xxstuartxx (5799)

I'm crying.

Me too.


whats it taste like? coz it looks nasty

Stop it, please.


Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall naied his to a fencepost. But I can't find a pic.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:06

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I've checked in the urban dictionary and this is the definition applicable here:

Wigan term for a freshwater Eel found in the area in the canal, River Douglas or ponds. Occasionally eaten as a delicacy by some locals
'I went out carp fishing but all I got was snigs'

'I was in St Patricks Club and two lads tried to sell me a dead snig for a Fiver...'


Apparently, an edit was suggested.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:08
Last edited by jo anne: 27th Aug 2011 at 20:17:23

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

do you mean this dostaf [brewers droop]

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:11

Posted by: dougie (5019) 

Lovely fish from what I remember from my fishing days,you can peel the skin off in one peace from head to tail and eat the fish like oxtail,they say the skin is also good for anyone with a weak wrist just rap it round but I think it would stink

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Similar to Dougie's explanation, Sue. HFW nailed one end of the eel to a post in order to skin it.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:14

Posted by: owd dave (4318) 

from what i can remember from my fishing years was it was like a slimy snake that wrapped itself around your line and it was a hek of a job to get the hook out.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:16

Posted by: owd dave (4318) 

from what i can remember from my fishing years was it was like a slimy snake that wrapped itself around your line and it was a hek of a job to get the hook out.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:16

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I tend to like fish, Sue, but I wasn't keen on the eel as it was very greasy. However, I think that's because my Mum fried it in a frying pan, possibly with onions, if I remember rightly.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:21

Posted by: dougie (5019) 

Your right dave you had wrap it in news paper before cutting your line are it would be off in the grass

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:21

Posted by: lezgee (717) 

ha ha i used to go night lining at Lancaster canal with my dad like he use to with his dad ,used to look forward to goin even tho i was only ten sleepin in the fields great times , i never ate them tho

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:24

Posted by: spectre (620)

caught quite a few in Majorca this year in a lake in the hotel grounds,all between 2 and 3lbs on cheese.Never fancied eating them.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Don't they smoke them at Glasson Dock.

(Smoke as in kippers, not Woodbines)

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:28

Posted by: dougie (5019) 

Spectre-are they still in the back lodge

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:30

Posted by: owd robiner (283)

my mother gave it to us as kids,but did not tell us what it was untill we had eaten it. it was delicious. there was a pub in ormskirk called the snigs foot, it is now the disraeli.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:34

Posted by: spectre (620)

Dougie-yes they show now and again.Biggest one I seen was from the Middle Place in the 80's about five and a half pounds.By the waqy got your email.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:40

Posted by: sonlyme (3353)

i think they taste more like chicken than fish.fished glasson dock and the arm many times

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:40

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

The eel I tried was caught by my Dad - he never goes fishing except for one expedition when I was little. He brought home two live(!) eels and they were put in a big bowl of water on the kitchen bench, but, being very slippery, they immediately escaped out of it and ended up behind the washing machine.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:44

Posted by: spectre (620)

jo anne maybe they thought they were going in it.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:48

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

They were right to try to make a clean getaway, Spectre. We were as jumpy as the eels.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hence the phrase;

"To show a clean pair of eels"

I'll get me coat.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:58

Posted by: aiflanc (1463)

Smoked eel tastes similar to the dark meat down the backbone of a kipper. Quite tasty if you like kippers. I did see it in Lidlonce but a long time ago.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:59

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I didn't know that idiom, Dostaf: 'to go faster than someone else in a race.'.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:07

Posted by: jamse (4118)

I had it when I was a kid ... can remeber it being a bit fatty.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

"I didn't know that idiom, Dostaf"

See, it's not all juvenile snig-gering, Jo Anne.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:12

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I was going to ask if you were still sniggering, next, Dostaf.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:14
Last edited by jo anne: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:17:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Trevor Baylis, the man who invented the clockwork radio, lives on Eel Pie Island.

And there's an Eel Meadow in Wigan. Or is it Ell Meadow?

Near Martland Mill.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:20

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 



'Ell Meadow' is mentioned a few times in Wiganworld, Dostaf.

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 22:25

Posted by: tonker (27928) 

'Snig' is certainly not a 'Wigan' word. It's a name, used by fishermen from all over, for young eels.

Wigan word? ..... !

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 23:06

Posted by: greenfingers (896) 

used to catch them at garstang on the river wire , not spelt right my dad cooked them in a tin dish with milk under the grill he loved them

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 23:33

Posted by: brynkiwi (720) 

The Maori,s over here love them,never refered to as Snig though. I remember as a kid Sammy Mcgrail on Bryn estate always had snig which he caught in Landgate lodges

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 00:07

Posted by: kathhwal (398)

Ohh I think if these had come from the Leeds\Liverpool canal I would not have touched them - all those rats in't canal - makes me shudder, oh no.

My dad swam in canal as a young boy, swallowed something from there was semi-comatosed for a number of weeks,in those days they could not work out what was wrong with him - so so I'm even more wary.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 00:12

Posted by: bluey (107)

my mates grandad kept one in the bath as a pet for many many years.he was cousin to GEORGE FORMBY if i can remember rightly hes grandad that is not the snig.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 03:05

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

i know who you mean bluey he was my aunties dad... and George Formby was his cousin

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 09:47

Posted by: ©art© (6154)

Young eels are "elvers", tiny little glassy things about 2" long, which in season, you can catch by the bucketfull at places like Knott End, on the Wyre River estuary.
They ALL originate from the Gulf Of Mexico, & travel across the Atlantic via the Gulf Stream. They head for river estuaries & travel upstream, & on wet nights they can move across land into other streams & ponds..then they grow & are then known as Eels, or the nickname "Snig"

Elvers:

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 12:02
Last edited by ©art©: 2nd Dec 2010 at 12:06:10

Posted by: tonker (27928) 

Snig - is the name of a young anitmal in it's second phase of development. ...............

From - 'The Chemistry of Growth and the Food Value of
the Common Eel'
BY R. A. MoCANCE, Department of Medicine, Cambridge.


Table 1 gives the percentage composition of anitnals
at four stages of their development.

1) Elvers
2) Snigs
3) Yellow eels
4) Silver eels

RESULTS
The chemical composition of whole eels :-


The ELVERS - were
of the order of 0-25 g. in weight.

The SNIGS averaged 9-4 g.

The YELLOW EELS analyzed for Table 1 averaged 197 g.

The figures given for the
SILVER EELS are the means of one batch which averaged
197 g. and another which worked out at 1400 g.

Size made little difference to their percentage composition.

----------------------------------

Snig? - A 'Wigan' word? - !

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 12:46

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

Nouns:

A young or small eel; a grig.
A covetous or avaricious person.
A slight projection or process.

Verbs:

To drag (a heavy load, esp. timber) by means of ropes and chains.
To steal.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 12:53

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

Tonker.

I'll make a counterclaim.

In the online dictionary that I referred to, there's 13 votes in support of the definition and only 1 against.

So, quite conclusively, Snig! - A 'Wigan' word! - ?

(When I found the definition online, I couldn't believe it.)

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 13:14
Last edited by jo anne: 2nd Dec 2010 at 13:15:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Come on, Jo Anne. That's just doesn't cut the mustard. Mr Tonker will tell you that any owd tat can be written online.

Even on Wikipedia.

"I read it in the Urban Dictionary"

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 13:29
Last edited by dostaf: 2nd Dec 2010 at 13:30:53

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I swear by it, Dostaf.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:20

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

I found one in a bag at the tip this morning, Snig Of The Dump!

Seee what I've done there.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:24

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aye, Jo Anne and some of the twaddle that I've read on there makes me swear too.

Some silly beggars attempting to re-write the English language.

I often think the additions are done by American schoolkids who have a sound grounding in English after watching Dr Who.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:25

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

Snig of the Dump

Thinking of prehistoric .. the urban dictionary is like an online profanisaurus - wrecks innocence. I never swear, Dostaf.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:36

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

"Snig of the Dump"

Fame at last.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Gerroff.

To illustrate an earlier point;

Does anyone know where I can find the script to this cartoon. I'd like to present it to my students as English reading material for understanding English humor.

"English humor" Indeed.

Is a reader's comment from here.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:52
Last edited by dostaf: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:09:15

Posted by: billy (26053) 

only one way to enjoy snigs.
get a plastic bag...put two heaped spoons of four in bag...put ya snigs in, and shake up the bag, this will cover the snigs.
now drop em in a batter made with ale, and cook untill crispy.
add ya own seasoning to taste, but dont fergit the lemon juice.
nearly as good as baked(in clay) hedgehog.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 14:54

Posted by: phil.c (422)

I vaguely remember going fishing at Galgate near Lancaster,there was a bloke called Sol from Pemberton there,we stayed overnight he had no food he stayed up all night catching snig and ate them in the morning over an open fire.This would be around early 60's.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:00

Posted by: billy (26053) 

remember phil, theres more than one way to skin a cat.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:09

Posted by: joseph 1 (inactive)

We used to put night lines out at the ressy to catch snig.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:10

Posted by: tonker (27928) 

Jo anne, if you wish to make a counterclaim, here's who to address it to -

Department of Medicine (faculty of food science), University of Cambridge,
Cambridge,
CB2 OQQ

And ...... the Angling Times!



Dustaf said - "I often think the additions are done by American schoolkids..."

Well, I often think the additions are done by half baked Wiganers, whose sole aim in life is to add the word 'Wigan' to anything and everything on the internet, in an attempt to make it sound like an important place!

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:20

Posted by: tonker (27928) 

Cheeeeeese and Dog Meeeeeeat!

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:35

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And I bet it was Tonker who was offered a pair of dead uns for a fiver.

Trying to make Wiganers look daft.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 15:36

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

Thank you, Tonker. I'll write, right away.

YouTube comments sometimes go beyond a joke, but the English humor one is great, you know. ('u'? no!)

'What's up' with Americans being more economical with their 'u's? (There's two in youtube, mind you.)

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 17:07

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Well, if spelling doesn't matter;

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ Let's all do the conger ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 17:19

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

It's not New Year's Eel, yet.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 17:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Indeed.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 18:00

Posted by: ©art© (6154)

Expensive things, Elvers:

"The price of elvers has risen from £29 per kilo in 1985 to a peak of more than £500 per kilo in recent years."

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No wonder Father Christmas is skint.

I'll get me coat.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:29

Posted by: franny (inactive)

When I was a kid, an old bloke who lived near my Grandad had a pet eel which he kept in his bath. He had had it for years and he had been on the local news with it. He would let the kids come in and see it and it had virtually gone white, taking on the same shade as the enamel bath. I have often thought of this now and wonder what would happen today if an old bloke came out and said, "Oi kids, wanna have a look at me white eel?!"There would be a vigilante group outside of his house! I still remember the old chaps name was Priestley and he was George Formbys uncle. Nice old bloke. My Grandad would eat snig regular and would make me eat em when I was a kid. When I am in London, the cockneys knock me sick when they eat jellied eels, mash and something called liquer which is basically the stuff that comes off the eel when it is cooking and which they pour over the mash.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:33

Posted by: franny (inactive)

Bluey, i have just seen your thread! I knew him!I thought he was his uncle. Thinking about it, he had a look of George Formby as well. He lived at Irwell Place in Pemberton, really nice chap

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:34
Last edited by franny: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:38:28

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

Frany he wasnt George Formbys Uncle he was his cousin....

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:38

Posted by: franny (inactive)

Yeah, just read your thread sue. He was a really nice bloke. I can still remember him. I was only about seven and he always wore a tie and a tweed jacket when he went out.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:39

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

yeah.... i have seen all the photos and my aunty still tells us the tales

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:41

Posted by: franny (inactive)

I can still remember as a kid my Grandad shouting me in to watch Mr Priestley on the telly when he was on the local news. Tell your aunty I remembered him and he had the patience of a saint with us kids!

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:44

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Is the snig in the bath the same one that got slapped on the table?

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:46

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

nooooooo that where my grandad... he also had the neibours rabbit int pot...it escaped and they where looking for it.... and me grandad was seasoning it....

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:48

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

he loved kids.... and i will tell her franny....

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



It's hard work at times.

Going off the original post, then reading about the pet snig is confusing. Initially I thought 'Grandad's snig' was dead. Then I wondered if he'd brought it on a visit.

They seem to be able to survive out of water.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:52
Last edited by dostaf: 2nd Dec 2010 at 19:54:03

Posted by: spectre (620)

franny I don't remember anyone called Priestley,did he live on Bryn estate?

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 20:00

Posted by: bluey (107)

he lived in one of those houses next to st cuthberts school.

Replied: 2nd Dec 2010 at 23:23

Posted by: wiganyankeeron (inactive)

Here's an old recipe for eels. Skin and gut the eels and place on an old bread board. Marinate over night with 1/2 glass of single malt whisky and a large knob of best butter. In the morning place two cloves of garlic in the fish pour over 1 tub of cream and with two tablespoons of brandy and honey. Place chopped onions and mushrooms around the edges of the fish and cover with some roast chestnuts which have been soaked in brandy. Cook on a low light for 6 hours, until the juices are running from the fish. Remove from oven, throw the eels away, and eat the board.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2010 at 00:00

Posted by: dennisd (624)

I love eel (snig) pate !

Catch the eel and leave in a large container of fresh water for a couple of days so that it 'purges' itself.

Then kill the eel and get it smoked, you can then make a delicious smoked eel pate - fantastic

Replied: 3rd Dec 2010 at 00:42

Posted by: dennisd (624)


SMOKED EEL PATE RECIPE !

Serves: 4

Ingredients

200g smoked eel fillets
100g soft, unsalted butter
Juice of 1 lemon
Half red onion, chopped
Freshly ground pepper
Method

Put 200g smoked eel fillets in a food processor along with 100g soft, unsalted butter, the juice of 1 lemon and a half of chopped red onion. Process to a smooth mousse. Taste, season with freshly ground pepper, then refrigerate until needed.
Serve on toast triangles.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2010 at 00:46

Posted by: tonker (27928) 

dennisd's post - kill the eel - reminded me of Freddie Foster's 'Childhood memories - Scotsman's Flash'.

The bit where he says, "I tipped all the fish into a bucket of water and they started to swim round. I had to stab them all in the head with a pair of scissors to kill them before they were scaled, filleted and fried for tea"!

'stab them all in the head with a pair of scissors'!


You should try stabbing a bucket full of them Killer Shrimps in the head with a pair of scissors. They'd knock your bloody head off, Freddie!



Replied: 3rd Dec 2010 at 01:11
Last edited by tonker: 3rd Dec 2010 at 01:16:25

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

Wiganyankeeron - 'Remove from oven, throw the eels away, and eat the board'.

Bored of eels?! Then just omit from recipes.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2010 at 11:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

re 'Clean pair of eels' (1 Dec 21:58)

Caught a bit of on old QI show earlier. Mr Fry said the term comes from cockfighting, as does 'well heeled'.

Not that cockfighting has owt to do with snigs.

Replied: 5th Dec 2010 at 16:18

Posted by: the_gwim_weaper (inactive)

That Stig's done alright for himself since he left the dump, hasn't he!

Replied: 28th Aug 2011 at 10:44

Posted by: priscus (inactive)

I can not remember if it wur Bremen, or Bremerhaven, whichever, it was the 'Rathaus' thereof, which was world-famous for its eel soup: so greasy they gave you a bowl of vinegar along with your bowl of soup. The idea was to alternate, spoon of soup, spoon of vinegar.

Replied: 28th Aug 2011 at 11:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ooops.

I blame Jo Anne.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:18

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Here,s one for Moodysue.

Barbequed Snig

1Kg snig
3 cloves garlic
Few bay leaves
salt, pepper, oil, vinegar

Cut snig into 3" pieces marinade in the garlic oil pepper and vinegar, for a couple of hours thread onto skewers alternating with the bay leaves. Cook on barby till done.

Replied: 28th Aug 2011 at 11:03
Last edited by erontquay: 28th Aug 2011 at 12:29:22

Just in case she missed it the first time round.

I blame dostaf

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There wasa bloke on the box the other week who, when he wasn't catching eels, made and sold traditional eel traps.

Who'd want one?

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

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Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

May come in handy for some people

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Behave!

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:42

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ornaments!

Carter has a similar "portfolio": apart from wildfowling, he sells willow traps as ornaments and earns the occasional cheque giving talks on eel lore.

Here

Fair play to the chap.

Replied: 3rd Nov 2012 at 17:48

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Sod it!

Always worth another read.

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:40

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Up untill recently I didnt know that eels were protected, so I'd best remove the recipe for MS

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:45

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

What aboout the Cocker-knees?

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:48

Posted by: mache (inactive)

No sniggering at the back please!

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:50

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Expect complaints.

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:51

Posted by: veteran (1602)


Yes had SNIG quite a lot when I was a young lad, my father used to bring a coulpe home every night I thought it was quite tasty, mother would slice them about 2inch pieces an` fry um,with spuds, not had any since those days in the 40s.

Mi father worked tipping the coal into the barges on the canal he used to make a noose out of wire an` caught them that way.

Replied: 10th Jun 2013 at 17:56

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Evenin' Ray.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 20:46

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Bl**dy great ha ha.
I'm sniggerin'
Not something I could fancy yon snig.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 20:50
Last edited by raymyjamie: 23rd Oct 2013 at 20:51:25

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Always worth a resurrection.

I chuckle every time I read the bit about slapping it on the table wrapped in newspaper.

Also serves as a reminder that the Urban Dictionary isn't to be believed 100%

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 20:53

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

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Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I never did explain the Hugh Fearnley Watsisname mention.

He nailed one end of it to the post in order to skin it.

Or rather pull the body away from the skin.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 20:57

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

And they pull it off in one piece.
Probably used as an condom in't olden times

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:01

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

It certainly was interesting viewing.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:02

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

There's a joke there somewhere Ray

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:02

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Anything for the weekend sir. "Aye I'll have a couple of snig, I'm feelin' lucky"

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:02

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

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Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Only when I slither.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:07

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:16

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Very hedewkashunal. I'll get me pliers

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:21
Last edited by raymyjamie: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:21:34

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Send for the mohel.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:30

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Ha ha. I had to google yon dustaf.
Are you doin' the one about "not much pay but he gets plenty tips"

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:50

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

No chance, it's been done to death on here.

To quote the mester:

Oy Gevalt!

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:52

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Woe is me (or similar) in Yiddish.
To quote thee mester D "in't google great

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 21:56

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

And today's new word is:

Ichthyohemotoxic

Poisonous blood

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:22

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Another great word to slip into a dinner party coversation.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:23

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

It'll impress yon wench in the chip shop on Friday.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:26

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

She'll probably slop the pea wet

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:30

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

No, she has a steady hand.



And a firm grip.

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:35

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

.
Wink wink........ or is it w**.........forget it

Replied: 23rd Oct 2013 at 22:37

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I wonder how you know the difference between male and female snigs?


(Saves bother elsewhere)

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 21:56

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 21:59

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

I saw it, and was just about to put 'mind what you google'.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:01

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I didn't read it, was it wrapped in newspaper ?

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:04

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)



In 1876, as a young student in Austria, Sigmund Freud dissected hundreds of eels in search of the male sex organs. He had to concede failure in his first major published research paper, and turned to other issues in frustration.

Wiki


Aye, and we all know what Doddy said about Freud.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:05

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Was an Mars Bar used in the extraction

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:07

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)



Aye, and a big ommer.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:08

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

November explanation for future historians/resurrectionists.

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See if they have owt similar under 'Snig'.


Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 21:52


Here

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:10

Posted by: mache (inactive)

How did we get onto this

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:13

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)



Maybe there's a future in snig sexing?

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:14

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Not at the Glasgow Empire

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:16

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

True.

But there may be a uniform provided.

Complete with hat.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:17

Posted by: mache (inactive)

But keep an penny between your cheeks

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:19

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Oh aye.

Else you would end up mincing rapidly.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:20

Posted by: mache (inactive)

And erratically

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:22

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

After finding the writer’s reference to Hercule Poirot’s “rapid, mincing gait, with his feet tightly and painfully enclosed within his patent leather boots,” he practised intensively.

From here

As mentioned by Mache on this fantastic thread

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:23

Posted by: mache (inactive)

And don't forget to include Mr Peawapp in the credits

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:30

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Yes.

Key Grip - Peawapp of Leigh

How's that? ^^^^

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:31

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Key Grip He'd never let go of the gong

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:37

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

It was either that or Dolly Grip.

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 22:38

Posted by: mick-dorset (3062)

spoke to a few local fishermen, and they say wherever there are (pond)weeds there are snig, a few have caught them in scotsmans flash, I recall being told about one bloke taking a live one into goose green club and plonking it down on the games room bar, because the barmaid had asked him for one !

Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 23:22

Posted by: moodysue (inactive)

Im never going to live this down am I? I could edit you know and refine my English.

Replied: 10th Nov 2013 at 08:44

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)



I once did a bit of cheeky editing on a thread of Ian McL's which made it look like I wasn't one of the main tandemists.

Mache was asking about snig sexing elsewhere, so I thought this was the best place to offer advice, Sue.

Replied: 10th Nov 2013 at 15:31

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Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 10th Nov 2013 at 16:47

Posted by: dustaf (inactive)

Eeel-I

Notreet.

Took a moment.

'Eels are regarded as a source of stamina for men in Korea.'



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Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

That's a big un.^^^^^ What a beltin thread this was

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 13:50

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

Those were the days!

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 14:00

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Yes Lisa they were. I had only been a member for about a month and wondered what I'd let myself in for.

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 14:23

Posted by: jo anne (34722) 

I'm wonder if all the Communicate archives will disappear with the new site?

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 14:46

Posted by: Jazzy (8656) 

I hope not jo anne, I often have a wander back through the good old days

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 15:22

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Would be a shame if they did jo anne I love looking through the old threads."snotalot" is one of my favs

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 15:23

Posted by: i-spy (15252) 

Two years tomorrow the last post sounded for dustaf.
Will there be a best of......

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 15:43

Posted by: Jazzy (8656) 

I miss dustaf, though I was lurking in them days. I hope admin let the outcasts back should they choose to return.

We have some first rate posters here though yourself included i-spy

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 15:47

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

My favourite remains as the one where Erin refers to the man "grinding upstairs" affecting her "rabbit ears"

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 16:31

Posted by: Jazzy (8656) 

I just read it again Lisa, very funny

link

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 16:42

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Posted by: i-spy (10267) Report abuse


Two years tomorrow the last post sounded for dustaf.
Will there be a best of......


Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 15:43

That date rings a bell

Replied: 3rd Dec 2015 at 16:45

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Those were the days

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Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Much better now,

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 08:40

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

osted by: dostaf (inactive) Report abuse

Don't they smoke them at Glasson Dock.

(Smoke as in kippers, not Woodbines)

Replied: 1st Dec 2010 at 21:28

They sure do

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 09:29

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Still a few people trying to be the "big I am" and some trying to step into "some people's" shoes, and failing miserably, but better than it was.

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 10:03

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Not at all Baz. There's only one Dustaf, well two if you count Dostaf

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 12:13

Posted by: lapis lazuli (inactive)

And there's Walshy,snake eyes, goose, swifty, and Baz of course.

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 12:21

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

And here's one of them.

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 12:35

Posted by: dodger (3414)

A good thread like this now ruined by the clown who accuses everyone else of ruining threads.

No wonder that after numerous attempts to join, he was rejected by the rejects.

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 12:41

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Just giving my opinion on how the site is now, if anyone thinks different then there just out to cause trouble,

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 15:08

Posted by: gemfree (inactive)

ooooh get him......dont dare disagree else you are causing trouble....you really are a muppet........

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 18:38

Posted by: lisalee (12155) 

It appears only his opinion is valid gemfree

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 19:23

Posted by: gemfree (inactive)

hmmm remind you of anyone?

Replied: 10th Jun 2016 at 19:46

Posted by: Joseph77 (inactive)

Not had snig for ages. Of course they are an acquired taste but can be cooked to suit all palates, nice with couscous.

Replied: 20th Jul 2016 at 20:21

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Replied: 20th Jul 2016 at 20:31

Posted by: Joseph77 (inactive)

Hello Tom.

Replied: 20th Jul 2016 at 20:39

Posted by: tomplum (12487) 

hello Joseph and welcome, ( wink wink), sorry there's something in my eye,

Replied: 20th Jul 2016 at 22:32

Posted by: dennis dickinson (1131)

Sing - Eel and Elver always taste better if after they have been caught (and while they are still alive) they are kept in a large tank of freshwater for at least a couple of days with no food. This allows them to purge there system, they then taste a lot better .....

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