please, add your fun stuff to my Mid - Life Crisis Topic..
let me begin it
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you're aging when your actions creak louder than words
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When you are old your body creaks and your knees knock and then your teeth fall out

come on W.W. folk, who enjoy a chukkle add your own little ditties, laugh away those Cobwebs

'Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.' Bob Hope

middle age...don,t you just love it

and you start to make involuntary noises when getting out of a chair

With middle age comes skills...

It's called multi-tasking

You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time

A middle-aged wife walks into the living room naked.

Her husband says, "Why are you naked?"

She replies, "This is my love dress."

Then the husband replies, "Well go and iron it."

Old age --is that when you bend down to tie your shoelaces ,
you think,"now what else can I do while I'm down here."

if only I could bend though aiflanc!

The Mrs. told me I was having a 'mid-life crisis' earlier.

I nearly fell out my Subaru Impreza WRX.

ta for some very good chukkles added its so good to get the Chukkle Muscles working, makes getting up in a morning worth it

Middle age is the time a man starts turning out the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. --
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You know you are growning old when confronted by the most beautiful dress, you read the label and decide you'd rather get the leaking gutter fixed --

Is that a euphamism, Piccy?

no Mac, it is not, you are just trying to baffle me with words of more than 4 letters you know i do not do Longggggggggg words

My dad used to play the euphamism...

or should it be euphanism.

On second thoughts I think it was a tuba.

I had to look up the name of the wind instrument that sounds a bit like a euphemism, Kenee - Euphonium.

i understand Tuba, cos it's only got 4 letters in it, jo anne i know of another type of wind instrument, i'll say it before anyone else does

Sometimes, Wiganworld is a blast, Piccyme123.

Middle age is whn you get grey / white hairs from worry, - bout your wrinkles

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Middle / Mature is when your dentist, doctor, and beautician all drink champagne to celebrate you reaching another birthday
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When i was 20yrs getting ready to go out took no time at all, now i'm in my 40's { i wish } it takes me 2 hrs, by the time i reach 80 yrs, it won't be worth going out

getting owd is when the slates start falling off the roof the lights faid , engine splutters.plumbing goes haywire ,and the scaffolding becomes unstable, when it starts to rain in then its bye thee bye.

'Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ' Mark Twain

I knew i was getting owd when i started fastening my shoes with Velcro.

You're middle aged when you've seen Wigan play Bradford Northern more times than the Bulls.

Old age is when you find yourself half way up the stairs and you don't know if you were going up or coming down.

Going in the bathroom with your trousers round your ankles and wondering why you went in.

taking all night to do. what you used to do all night

loving all the chukkles,

Childhood is the time in life when you make funny faces in the mirror. Middle age is the time of life when the mirror gets even

Friday chukkle

At 20 we don't care what the world thinks of us
At 30 we start to worry about what it thinks of us
At 40 we realize that it isn't thinking of us at all

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake..

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake..--- but, i still chukkled, what does that say about me

We all have flaws, and mine is being Wicked

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The only people who adore being Young, are the Middle - aged