and eats like a horse

A painted horse
(Zebra)

What has black and white spots and eats like a horse

The cat that visit here

A White Horse that has stood too close to a chap painting a fence black.

No a zebra

I know a woman who eats like a sparrow. *Makes head/neck movements like a sparrow eating*

Is it black and white, or is it white and black?

There is an old Hindu proverb which say that if you see two eyes looking at you in the dark, it is not always a Tiger. It might be two one eyed Tigers!.

They would eat stripey horses or zebra's, oranything else they fancied.

Zebras are just like horses,

but mint flavour.

Humbug!

Zebras walk about with P Js on.

Google 'you is what you is'

Post it on here and be banned.

Mache - What has black and white spots and eats like a horse? 'A zebra'

I didn't believe it until I saw it in black and white, Mache.

Kenee & Joseph 1, see here:

badgers will always be hunted because they look like giant mint humbugs

(@themiltonjones today on Twitter - he makes a mint with his wordplay )

And The QI Elves (@qikipedia) Prehistoric man ate pandas

Nowadays that would be considered in bad taste, but it doesn't say what flavour they were.

Sweet and sour panda's.

I have had Panda dandelion and burdock.

For anyone who missed 'Pointless' today:
What do jaguars wear beneath their trousers ?

Undercrakers?

Shoes?

Close but no cigar

Glad you didn't cheat

It isn't googleable.

Or so I'm told.

Good!!!

Interesting? facts

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

Wrong!

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Rubbish!

I know this.

I put a question mark in the title..
An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

I await Cuitlahac's posts

What ,including you know who?

EDIT
must learn to type faster.

Below average

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

Asumshuns.

He died out as well.

The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... thus the saying.

The answer:





Jaguarundies !
(Puma yagouaroundi)

Yon list gets worse:

You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

I can assure everyone that I am far more fragrant than the mester's malodorous cur.

Similar popularity stats.[;)


Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

dostaf, does that get a notreet?

I want to be a pig.

For a weeeeeeeek?

Public safety announcement: To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.

'Notreets' are only used on special occasions.

I woke up this morning and my big toe was missing,there was a notice atached to my foot it read, gone to market

Reminds me of that Python clip. Leg bitten off during the night by a lion or something. Boer war.

'Meaning Of Life'

not a lover of that film dostaf worst un they did

They blew the budget on the musical extravaganza, KD.

Parts of it are OK, but not their best film.

One sock too many.

FIX IT *He shouted, breathlessly*

The team blew the Holy Grail budget, so couldn't afford decent opening credits.

Penny drops. With assistance.

Jaguarundi

Also, in the same film, if you look closely during the knights scene, you can see their Ni's.

I'm not falling for that one.

It's true, you can clearly see their ni's.

Terry Jones reminds me of a welder in that scene.

a real one?

Yes

"EYES!"

Apparently, according to some bogus info recently posted, they lifted their visors instead of saluting.

Knights, not welders (real). ^^^^^^^

Tis tue, hence saluting...

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

67. Welders raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their queens. This custom has become the modern military salute

See 19:20

Tis tue, hence saluting...

It's thurs.

See avove.

Avove was out

anyone for ticky?

Sod ticky, I've just been looking at nakky welders.


(Female ones)

Me eyes! Me eyes!

With nasty, big pointy teeth? (Read in a scottish accent)

Warning

Do not look directly at the plasma arc

Advice taken.

A wise mon once posted:

I prefer the one about the fancy dress welder and the perv.

Chap dressed as welder (visor, gauntlets, electrodes in ruler pocket etc) is offered a lift to village hall by a stranger. (It was pouring down)


Driver goes through village and pulls-up in a country lane and starts feeling your man's leg.

He screams out;

HEY GERROFF. I'M NOT A REAL WELDER YOU KNOW

Coincidentally, some other stuff on that thread was very recently recycled.

See

Round shouldered one too.

I got one in white...

Won't the dirt show?

Recent stuff

Note my link @ 20:43

How do you see the writing on it?

HAHAHA

I look in the mirror.

Just been looking for a tavern.

Found this.

I'm sure there was one in a Dickens novel.

Four Jolly Welders

Are they Ni's or welding tackle

Proper welding tackle

You couldn't make it up.