Random Good Tip Thread.
If a first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
Started: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:05
If at first you don't succeed, pay some other bugger to do it.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:09
Don't put sticky tape in hairy places.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:10
Never trust a f@rt.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:11
Lumpy underpants
That's what Dostaf used to be called at school.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:12
The early bird gets the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:14
Don't hide your dinner money in your knickers.
You get called names.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:14
Horse whisperers. Speak louder. This will enable the animals to hear you more clearly, thus speeding up training times.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:17
If everything seems to be going well you've overlooked something.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:19
Convince your wife/partner (mother) that she's 'soiled herself' during the night by slipping a chocolate button between the cheeks of her bottomas she sleeps. Watch the hilarity ensue.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:23
Eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Imagine what you could do with a 'waffer-thin mint'?
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:25
January explanation, please - Robbie Burns?
'If everything seems to be going well you've overlooked something.'
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:26
Confuse shopkeepers by buying a sheet of wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:27
Bugger.
The 25th will soon be upon us.
I meant The Bruce
Thank you for bringing my shortcoming to light, Jo Anne.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:30
Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:31
It's my shortcoming, Dostaf - The Bruce?
Don't be afraid to ask questions - others may not know either and won't ask.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:44
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 17:53
Convince bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your bum before holding the glass close to their nose.
PS. Don't do it if you are at a buffet!
Replied: 18th Jan 2012 at 18:36
Last edited by joseph 1: 18th Jan 2012 at 18:41:18
Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana
Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 12:01
EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.
Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 17:23
If at first you don't succeed, try her sister.
Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 17:25
TIGHT-ARSED blokes: Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will have chucked you.
Replied: 19th Jan 2012 at 20:32