What Did We Ask The Cocklemon?

Claude Balls investigates

Who was Auguste Balls? (Bowt googlin)

I can't remember which comedian told a tale about Claude Bottoms the lion-tamer.

Possibly Les Dawson.

dostaf I don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the
casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it
was.

New, Cindy?

You've got a nerve.

Probably trapped one too.

Talk about feeling nippy.

The Spigot Monk swears by this stuff.

I wonder if he swears because it stings?

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now his two front teeth are missing.
Sorry dostaf I thought you said Grab Not Crab

No wonder...etc..


To answer my initial question:

"HAVE YOU GOT CRABS?"

Second only in the witty stakes, to:

"SACK THE JUGGLER!"

Have you got change for six squid was my favorite

Poorly octopus?

Just noticed the copper's name.


D'Iberville Police Chief Wayne Payne

Computer having a wobbler, have to sign off

Hit it with a stick.

Claude = Clawed I've only just seen that.

Would you like a September explanation for the surname, Jo Anne?

No wonder...etc..

Yes, actually. Shouldn't it be Bottom and not Bottoms?

There does appear to some confusion. (I also googled )

I'm pretty sure it was Les Dawson who I first heard use the term.

Googled

As if I'd do such a thing.

(How do you think I'd 'seen' the Claude - Clawed pun.)

What about Auguste Balls?

There's a clue in one of my posts/links on the David Walliams thread.

He wasn't a vet.

What about Auguste Balls?

I think I need a Septembere explanation.

Another clue:

Balls of Paris.

If he was 'Balls of Wigan', he'd make a fortune out of Boxing Night.

I won't disguise the fact I've googled again.

Who was Auguste Balls?

My answer.

Does your dog bite

GOOGLEISTS!

Expect complaints.

No wonder...etc..

In't Google great.