the three amigos

Arfur handed me the papers to deliver today, I was surprised the bizzies acted so quickly , That WPC Liptrot ( not her real name) did say, " he's a right scally that leccylegs" and then went on to tell me, why he calls himself that" Its very interesting,

they sent their best to get me,

he was never seen again

......and here it is

Yet again and as predicted.................It all goes quiet then of the blue WOOOSSSHHHHHH here comes yet another act of provocation from Tom/Arfur.

Yet any response in like from those the comment is aimed at will inevitably result in vilification hurled at them from all quarters while Tom/Arfur openly and places great emphasis on playing the victim card when retribution is delivered.

People take note, and ask who the REAL troublemaker is

I rest my case

Hi Sledge, please read the conditions of bail before you continue this onslaught of your normal verbal diarrhea, As a member has pointed out just lately how the forum has been more pleasant with, humorous posts and interesting and, just as we are enjoying it, Up pops a member of the
' gang' a 'some people' looking to spoil the Summer sun and the friendly atmosphere of WW,
shame on you, You did promise to keep off my threads,if i kept off yours, well my end of the bargain is still intact,

Tom, at the risk of appearing sarcastic I can only assume you are totally unable to differentiate between what is pleasant and humorous comment and provocative and antagonistic comment.

Its pretty obvious you want to raise a laugh or two in here but doing so at the expense of other is where it all starts and once again you have demonstrated you are prepared to take this path and light the fire....... so to speak.

Being the decent, magnanimous and fair minded person I am Tom I am prepared to give you another chance and overlook your indiscretion on this one occasion, on the understanding you take my comments on board and try harder next time.......I cant however speak for the other "Two Amigos" though or indeed say what response you may garner from them as a result of starting this thread.

Lets hope, like me, they, choose to understand and forgive

Nice one Tom.

thank you sledge that was almost a sideways compliment and I'm not invoking the conditions of your terms of our contract because, This thread is one of mine and i never intended for you to read it, let alone post a raving review,

Unfortunately Tom anything you post is visible to me and we both know it.

BTW.....and as I have said many many times I am not Mr Sledge but you are obviously addressing me hence the responses, however and in the words of Vinnie Jones....."

Sledge, Let me remind you, this a a forum its cyber world and you are who i want you to be, like you think Arfur and myself are one, arfur is arfur and i am tom, 2 different people in 2 different accounts and I did a video to prove it and your good buddy leccymixer saw it and it amused him, You will always be Sledge to me because, Thats who you are and a fine upstanding pillar of the community as well so, why hide it?

Why hide what exactly Tom?

Ask yourself......why would I have any reason to pretend to be or not pretend to be the fine and upstanding Mr sledge?

Not like he was banned and sneaked back in under the wire like many others do now is it, nor like one or two others do I feel the need to create a double act/alter ego in an attempt to reinforce my popularity. As far as I can tell although MIA he is still an active member

48 hours

" I did a video to prove it and your good buddy leccymixer saw it and it amused him"

Tell us more about this video Tom, I have not seen it. Assuming it was posted on your site I never will owing to the fact you chose to ban me from it for reasons unknown and as yet unexplained despite me not being or even showing interest in becoming a signed up member

Thats old hat now, yesterdays news and it would not benefit anyone to republish it but, it did prove beyond doubt, if prove was ever needed that,
Arfur and Tom are not the same person, Sorry you did't have your finger on the pulse on the day, your good buddy did though, He could not wait to let me know he had seen the video, perhaps he can testify to it,

"He could not wait to let me know he had seen the video"

I know nothing of what you speak Tom..............but this video?
Knowing that you like to provoke without admitting to provoking, a little voice in my head says the whole point of it may well have been for certain people to see it.......Am I wrong?

Was a video of soft lad in a rubber mask talking in a dodgy foreign accent.
Proof?
The man? is mentally ill I tell you, SD .

In that case, LL you being an all loving, caring for the, woke brigade by not laughing at racist, sexist,nutral gender jokes finds its ok to laugh at borderline personality defects, Hey, thats ok by me, I laugh at anything funny but, You tell me its wrong,
double standards is itm ?

Do you have borderline personality issue Tom?

I've never been tested nor have I ever claimed benefits but experts on here are judging me as needing metal nursing for my issues,
you could't make it up,

There is also a question mark against Man, Is he suggesting I'm female or neutral gender ?

Borderline?

I am more interested in why you were making and posting videos of yourself in a rubber mask while talking in funny voices Tom...........I have to be honest and say its not what I see as normal behaviour

Allegedly in a rubber mask, Maybe Arfur wears a mask for medical reasons, you never thunked of that have ya ?

He has a collection of rubber masks, SD.
He wears them in his shed, like you said not normal behaviour.

What medical condition (other than a physiological one!) requires one to wear a rubber mask Tom?

This is getting more and more concerning Tom.

The predilection with rubber masks??

Perhaps you do need some sort of therapy

I suppose at this point I should post a pic of someone in a gimp mask Tom........but hey.......it wouldn't be a surprise now would it.

wearing masks has been apart of life for as long as the Earth has been turning and in recent times it was a legal condition to enter a shop,
So if Arfur likes wearing masks, who are you to say he can't,.

we are struggling here gents, shall we get another member to help you, where is Baz, have they not realised him ?

I remember his mate Mac posting a pic of himself in a gas mask.
Makes you wonder what goes on behind closed doors, or indeed closed forums.

"Wearing masks has been apart of life for as long as the Earth has been turning and in recent times it was a legal condition to enter a shop.

Indeed Tom but not all mask serve the same purpose. I could imagine if someone walked into Tesco wearing a gimp mask eyebrows would raise. Tell me, is the wearing of gimp masks acceptable in Arfurs shop?......and if so, what is the nature of the goods he vends from it?

Is this true Tom?

Are you part of a group that together enjoys wearing rubber masks?

I really am becoming concerned now

you are getting confused pal, Arfur is wearing the mask, I am mentally Ill, Leccy is the doctor and you are sledge, ok. Sledge fill holes with ta-Mac,

clear ?

Are YOU struggling here Tom???

not at all , do you need more help, send for Baz, 3 on 1 is more your style,
its all the same to me, you can't win,

Arfur is wearing the mask
Really?

Thats not Arfur, that was a joker from Rainhill, He's buried in the back yard,

Looks a lot like Arfur

I'm glad to see you enjoy my videos, but please don't tell the bissies, I don't want WPC Liptrot ( not her real name) knocking on my door with a spade,

you're not very observant Leccy are you, Arfur is bald and smooth skinned, yon mon was wrinkled and hairy, and NO, I'm not showing you Arfur again, he went mad at me for publishing him, So i had to take him off,

Lectriclegs/stardelta.... Fekkin pair 'O' Tools.... Get a Life for God's sake.

Leccy legs is laughing now because WPC Liptrot ( not her real name) warned them that, Billinge biker is watching you lot, Picking on an old man, A mentally ill old man, letting him know, they know where he lives, 3 of them , All armed, though untrained with fully armed ball tipped biros, writing desks and waste bins ( fully filled with spelling mistaken letters) , lurking threatenly round the corridors of Wigan World but, they live in other areas, Just happening to be in the area to pick some new printer ink up, Keep an eye on them Biker, they show all the characteristics of serial fly squatters,

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Take more water with it , gimp man.

So now I'm an alkie as well. HA HA,HA, , c'mon update me a little, say,

stop front loading or use a score to sniff, a tenner cheapens the deal,

Baz Baz Baz where are you, these men need a little fresh input, WTF are you,

Well fair play to leccymixer and Sledge, they had a good go tonight but, I'm off to bed now, Baz, if you turn up, you missed the boat,
there will be another match soon, todays result is,

Tom 12- Leccy n Sledge 0



goodnight,

Goodnight Tom.

I don't want to converse with a bloke who.s obviously not in full control of his faculties .

Provocative threads started by Tom: 1
Provocative threads started by others: 0

Aye….. thee is winnin allreet Tom fair n square

Provocative threads started by Tom: 1
Provocative threads started by others: 0

correction, look at the thread, " Meanwhile in Wigan " then adjust the leaderboard,
play fair or I'm taking my ball home,

Objection overuled!!

I think it fair to say it came about in response to this thread Tom.

Reagardless..........lets see where the next provocative thread comes from eh

History tends to repeat and I am sure it wont be long before you, yet again become bored, come out of the woodwork, demand attention and attempt to raise a laugh at someone else's expense.

Were any names mentioned?
"The outskirts of Wigan" encompass a large area.
But as the old saying goes..... if the cap fits, wear it,

the 3 amigos were 3 Americanos, there are millions of them, you are paranoid but, I don't make fun of the mentally ill,

play fair, you can't have rules for me that don't apply to you,

Arfur handed me the papers to deliver today, I was surprised the bizzies acted so quickly , That WPC Liptrot ( not her real name) did say, " he's a right scally that leccylegs" and then went on to tell me, why he calls himself that" Its very interesting,

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
From the OP.
Notice how you included my name in it?

Think before you post, owd lad.

aye I'll give you that one, i'll adjust the leaderboard, You can't say i'm not fair
Tom 11 --1 amegos

there, happy ?

So the 3 amigos are not actually me. leccy and baz after all Tom?

First we are, then when the argument goes the other way we aren't

What a wibbly-wobbly world you live in

I'm always happy.
Especially when watching you squirm.

It has to be said Tom, your argument is losing all semblance of logic and reason. Claims and counter claims, admissions and denials, unfounded assumptions.

But still, some credit, you haven't (as yet at least) accused me of being leccy and vice-versa

I'm Too busy to stay here all day, lets just agree that, I have better things to do today and you two don't,

I'll see you in my next thread that will be called,

should out of towners be allowed to post on Wigan world, have a think about it then you should be able to come out with some interesting stuff instead of the usual tripe,

goodbuy

I'll see you in my next thread that will be called,

should out of towners be allowed to post on Wigan world





Posted by: tomplum (7486) [View tomplum's page]

TONKER, Tell 'im, I've never lived in Wigan,

I'll leave that one with you to ponder, Tommy boy.

Don't you two every get sick of being WRONG, read Mr Tonkers reply,
He agreed with YOU that, I DO live on the fringes of Wigan, Now stop calling my back in the office for trivialities , I'm a busy Mon, think of something clever between you ( if you can) for my new upcoming thread,

PS, contact my secretary if you need further help with matters of thinking, there's a good chap,

If you're not quite sure where you live,give me a shout and I'll tell you.

"Don't you two every get sick of being WRONG,"

Dont you ever get sick of coming back for more?

Tom?
Dont you wish that on....... "6th Aug 2021 at 21:23"....you had kept thee gob shut and said nowt?

I would av if I wuz thee

you have a lot more to worry about when it comes to keeping 't gob shut than I ever will,
All trolls do, its part of their make up, innit, I'm just the prey, If I say black or white, you twist to suit, Mr pop up, Mrs Pop up will be along shortly to drag you off the puter and then life restores to normal, for a while, Meanwhile, I enjoy are little banters but, the forum suffers,

Started early tonight, have you, Tom?

" I enjoy are little banters but, the forum suffers"

So STFU and stop provoking people

still working, got to do a bit of taxi work yet so no, I've not started and seeing how its Sunday and the Sabbath ( you won't understand that) probably not at all till next wik,

Give us a clue and speak English Tom

speakey de enngleeshh......yes???

got to do a bit of taxi work

Tom.....dunno why it is but I am getting this image in my minds eye

close enough BTW STFU what does that mean ?

Try google.......I have heard its great

I don't google, its for know nowts,

Well I know what STFU means....you dont so what does that make you?.

I'd say it puts me above you because it looks rude and I wouldn't say it to someone , capeesh,

I don’t think rude has ever been an issue to you Tom.

Tell us a few of your favourite jokes and let the panel make the call

Posted by: tomplum (7500) View tomplum's page

Baz Baz Baz where are you, these men need a little fresh input, WTF are you,

Replied: 7th Aug 2021 at 22:06

Flamin, Nora

What have I missed again?

Tom..... Drop em both like a bad habit.

Oh the irony

Anybody with nothing better to do would enjoy reading this, otherwise treat yourself and go outside to watch the grass growing.

CORRECT.... OVER AND OUT ON THIS ONE +

consider them dropped,

over and out, ten four ( brodwin Crawford ) Highway Patrol

Or even BRODERICK Crawford.

Played Dan Matthews in Highway Patrol ( many moons ago)

It wont be long before you are back dishing it out Tom.

I know it
You know it
We ALL know it

well it's one way of keeping "some people" quiet

He soon picked us again in t’other thread Baz

Knocking bet