A guy goes into his local bank and says to the manager "I'd like to borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be great"
" Hold on a minute" says the bank manager "There's already a company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with something better than that"
The guy comes back next week, and says "Right I've got it. I want to borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It's gonna be called Brie Cheese"
"I'm afraid that one's already there too" says the bank manager "Brie Cheese is world famous, so I can't lend you the money for that"
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week "Right" says the man, "I've got it I want to borrow £500 000 to open a cheese factory in Israel"
"Oh, now we're talking" says the bank manager "What are you going to call it?"
The man smiles proudly and says, "Cheeses of Nazareth"