Coconuts

I've never liked 'em since one gave me a black eye

they're ugly as well

how do you tell when they're ready to eat anyway

and that milk. YUK

i-spy, are you not to keen on Coconuts
The milk is gorgeous as long as it's in a glass of Rum

A black eye?!

You could get your own back at the coconut shy sometimes at Haigh Hall, I-spy.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

blue tits like em don't they?

Yes they do

she's the one who gave me the black eye

As I said before, I-spy: 'Once hit and try shy'. There may be a coconut shy on Easter Sunday at Haigh - link.

I wonder if they'd supply me with a machine gun to get the lot of them

I do keep asking Mache to stop posting pics of me I spy.Especially since you posted that you were looking for the woman of your dreams. Sorry I'm taken

I'm heartbroken EQ - he never need know. But mache would probably tell him.
I'll have to change my profile

Looks like it's been warmer in Lancaster than Wigan lately, Erontquay. (Sorry to ask such a personal question, but isn't that a double C cup? As in Clip-Clop.)

you could be right about the Lancaster heatwave jo anne.
this from Lancashire police

OFFICERS in Lancaster are appealing for information after a woman encountered a naked man.

Sometime between 7:30pm and 7:45pm on Monday 7 April, a 21-year-old woman was walking along the cycle track between Vicarage Field and Long Marsh Lane.

Having heard a noise behind her, she has turned around to see a completely naked man jogging toward her. Before reaching her, the man has turned left and has jogged away from her in the direction of Lancaster Castle.

Maybe EQ was chasing him

I think Erontquay's a classy lady really, I-spy, and more Coco Chanel than coconut shell.

Easter Sunday at The Stables Courtyard, Haigh Hall - link

Live music from KIM & CO from 2 pm till 3pm - link.

Fun for all the family from 11am till 5pm.
Includes Kevin The Clown from 1/2pm, Easter egg decorating, Easter bonnet competition, coconut shy, crazy golf, lucky hens, birds of prey, American glitz throw, train running and BBQ.

Easter Egg Trail (£1) 12pm-3pm link

Be very careful at this time of year though, I-spy, chocolate Easter eggs (cocoa-nuts) could easily be mistaken for coconuts ...

From Facebook: Tesco have let the Friends of Haigh Country Park have 100 coconuts at a well discounted price for their coconut shy on Easter Sunday, I-spy.

Be worried, be very worried

never liked the look of a coconut since I ended up with a dodgy haircut off chopper atkins on poolstock lane many years ago !

That sounds most unfortu-nut, Mick Dorset.

'Death by coconut', Mache! Would you shy away from the coconut shy?

mache i'm sure someone would like the milk from those coconuts

jo anne

they stick 'em on you know

did anybody win on jo anne's coconut shy

I didn't have a go, I-spy but there's a great shot of the shy on FB: link

Another chance to have a try:

'The FOHCP would like to thank W M Morrison's, Ince for their very kind donation of 40 coconut for our coconut shy, these will be used next Saturday at Pennington Flash, Skills CIC Party in the Park.' Photos

Party in the Park, Sat 14th June, 11am - 4pm, Pennington Flash - link

* Amberswood's Family Fun Day till 4pm Today *

Be there or be elsewhere! link



The cocky coconut on the sign is saying, "Come on wimp hit me"

Three throws for a £1 - for a charity.

And I'm elated to say I actually slightly knocked a coconut twice!
(The volunteers kindly allowed me 12 throws, mind you.)