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Upholland Secondary School report
Upholland Secondary School report
Photo: John Peters
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Item #: 30571
Comments from teachers on my report -
"John is a likeable boy but he must try harder".
"John is often a bad influence on some pupils".

Because they were around my house listening to Beatles records instead of doing homework!

Happy schooldays!

Comment by: A.W. on 1st June 2018 at 12:03

Still got mine somewhere, remember a comment from Donald Green "I have not seen a single piece of homework"

Comment by: P.G. on 1st June 2018 at 16:01

It is a pity that a boy with real ability like Philip is content to do the absolute minimum of work.

Comment by: DTease on 1st June 2018 at 16:04

John, I still have my report book from Aspull S. M. I sometimes get it out when I want to depress myself.
Actually, it wouldn't have been too bad if it wasn't for the fact that we had a Headmaster, Mr F.A. Firth who couldn't resist adding his own tuppenceworth.
Form Teacher; "A lively boy who should do well if he is prepared to work"
Fair comment, but the Headmaster thought otherwise. He wrote over the top "BUT HE IS NOT ALWAYS PREPARED TO WORK!"
On another occasion my Form Teacher wrote;"Fairly good, works well" to which Mr Firth added "HIS INTELLECT IS WORTHY OF GREATER USE".
I think they call that Damning with faint praise.
I never did work out what he had against me. I did once fall asleep during his French Lesson but I'm sure that wouldn't have influenced is opinion, after all, any one could fall asleep during a French Lesson.

Comment by: Brian on 1st June 2018 at 16:21

Many children sail through school and treasure it as wonderful experience . For me it was an utter trial . Must try harder resonates with me . From childhood we progress to adulthood with a bag overflowing with childhood school memories . All the report cards, and every tiny thing I personally held in my school days bag , I happily donated to a chap named Guy Fawkes on November the 5th , with grateful thanks of good riddance! Thankyou John for reminding me of this glorious event , which always overpowers the ‘must try harder ‘ every time .Ps I am aware of the counter argument here

Comment by: Veronica on 1st June 2018 at 16:26

I think teachers in those days had us all weighed up! One comment I got was 'Veronica's sense of humour carries her too far!' indeed I was always up to mischief then.

Comment by: Poet on 1st June 2018 at 17:10

Geography." Surprised he finds his way home".

Comment by: Brian on 1st June 2018 at 17:40

After failing my 11 plus , for some strange reason , never explained , I was
offered a 12 plus in my secondary school . Even though in a A class I failed this as well . My teacher on seeing my result , thought I failed on purpose!
Quite extraordinary! Today , I will complete this test and fill in the wrong answers for a lark! I can still see his face of how dare you fail the test given to you ..

Comment by: . Ozymandias . on 1st June 2018 at 18:39

Don Green taught science at Ashton Grammar, if it's the same Don Green that A.W. mentions. I recall he had a tendency to walk with an ambling gait, and a propensity for wearing tweed jackets adorned with the obligatory leather elbow patches...... We didn't really get on all that well if I'm being honest.....must try harder Don.

Belated regards. Ozy.

Comment by: Broady on 1st June 2018 at 21:34

Bernie Stock ( well known around Wigan I believe) wrote on mine “ Bone idle” when I went for my first ever job interview they were not over impressed. Still got the job. 😂😂

Comment by: RON HUNT on 1st June 2018 at 21:54

When the careers master and the headmaster,asked me what I wanted to do when I left school, and I told them I wanted to be a Pantomime Horse. They both agreed my 5 years at Grammar School had been wasted. I never got to be one, but I was a Gorilla. so the 5 years weren't all wasted.

Comment by: DTease on 1st June 2018 at 22:57

When you think about it, we didn't ask for much did we? All that John wanted was to be a bad influence and listen to the Beatles. A.W just wanted to avoid any kind of Homework. P.G was content to keep his head above water. I just wanted to serve my time and then get a job. Brian wanted them to stop pestering him with 11plus's and 12 plus's and Broady, like most of us just wanted to be bone idle. In fact, up to now the only one with any ambition seems to be RON who aimed for the dizzy heights of wanting to be a Pantomime Horse! Mind you he did go to Grammar School. Who says education is wasted on the ignorant?

Comment by: Broady on 1st June 2018 at 23:30

I did get to play a horse. I was Alfred the horse in Toad of Toad Hall at TLS. As it transpired the guy that was my “ back end” couldn’t take the weight of Toad jumping on him so I became a “ talking back end”

Comment by: Veronica on 2nd June 2018 at 00:01

I got to play one of four rabbits in 'Toad of Toad Hall' all we had to say was 'Here! Here!Here! Here!'. We were part of the jury judging the boasting Toad! At least we never forgot who wrote the book!

Comment by: RON HUNT on 2nd June 2018 at 09:24

When I told my dad I wanted to be a Pantomime horse, he said "NEIGH lad get yourself a stable occupation"
Broady, I'm envious of your attainment.. That particular school play was unfortunately before I started.

Comment by: DTease on 2nd June 2018 at 12:13

At least you didn't get SADDLED with the rear end RON. You just had to REIN your ambition and settle for a BIT part.

Comment by: DTease on 2nd June 2018 at 12:32

Broady, when you went for that first job, did you mention that you had experience of talking through a horse's backside?
I'll bet that's what tilted the decision in your favour given that most British employers would be well versed in the kind of language that comes from the equine's orifice.

Comment by: John G on 2nd June 2018 at 19:58

P.G: You say in your post Philip has real ability but puts in minimum effort, please for give me but which Philip are you on about.

Comment by: P.G. on 2nd June 2018 at 21:44

John G. The sentence ('verbatim'), is from the School Report belonging to the eponymous. C'mon 'brid'.

Comment by: John G on 2nd June 2018 at 23:41

Ok Philip I get it that you are using word for word, but you don't need to be Acerbic about it.

Comment by: John Peters on 3rd June 2018 at 09:40

Thanks for your comments all.
I remember a French lesson (don't snigger) at another school and me and Trevor Caunce shared a text book. On one page was a pic of a donkey with a straw hat with its ears protruding. Well me and Trev started laughing which prompted the teacher to dismiss us from the class.
"Wait outside" she bellowed. Me and Trev didnt wait. We went to the games room and retrived a football, duly went to the playground and kicked about (Phil G would appreciate this) in front of the French class. The teacher looked annoyed knocking on the window but our male classmates looked envious!!

Comment by: John Peters on 3rd June 2018 at 09:48

A.W.......Was it because my friend who does it forgets to hand it in!!
Which reminds me. At Upholland, I dated a plain looking girl but she was a real swot and brainy. At her house homework was a joy!!

Comment by: P.G. on 3rd June 2018 at 14:26

John G.
My most recent post is certainly short, and also free of all bitterness. P.G. sending acerbic wit to J.G. would never do, … c'mon 'brid.'

Comment by: John G on 3rd June 2018 at 19:39

Philip: It's ironic but I was about to defend you, you don't normally sign on with just your initials I.E: PG, that's why I asked which Philip I was talking to, it was confusion on my part, please accept my apology.

Comment by: Philip G. on 3rd June 2018 at 21:55

No problem John G.
I'm afraid the confusion began the moment I started to write in what I now deem to have been 'a piccolo state of mind' - my use of P.G. attests to this.
It's Philip G., from now on - I prefer seven furlongs, to a mile and five.
I must mention just one of the many escapades, or to be more precise 'misfortunes, to have occurred during my time at Up Holland Sec'. During our first attempts at grappling with Athletics equipment, one of our lads - a non sporty type -, had been handed a javelin, and then launched it inexplicably into the lower-calf of one of the girls, causing a superficial wound. He didn't half get a good telling-off. I remember both of their names, but prefer not to mention either, however, the lad lived not far from you. Take care.

Comment by: ken hesketh on 2nd December 2018 at 10:19

Bit of a long shot i know but wondering if there are any photos kicking about from 1956/ 1957 .I was at the school at that time and played for the school football team run by David Peet, a terrific teacher and person.

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